“Jenkins is in bed with his head plastered up. He’s the greatest booby
living, and would positively have come here all the same, but I told him
I’d strap him down with cords if he attempted it. A pretty object he’d
have looked, staggering through the streets, with his head big enough
for two, and held together with white plaster!”
“What has he done to his head?” wondered Mr. Galloway.
“Good gracious! have you not heard?” exclaimed the lady, whose mode of
speech was rarely overburdened with polite words, though she meant no
disrespect by it. “He got locked up in the cloisters last night with old
Ketch and the bishop.”
Mr. Galloway stared at her. He had been dining, the previous evening,
with some friends at the other end of the town, and knew nothing of the
occurrence. Had he been within hearing when the college bell tolled out
at night, he would have run to ascertain the cause as eagerly as any
schoolboy. “Locked up in the cloisters with old Ketch and the bishop!”
he repeated, in amazement. “I do not understand.”
Mrs. Jenkins proceeded to enlighten him. She gave the explanation of the
strange affair of the keys, as it had been given to her by the unlucky
Joe. While telling it, Arthur Channing entered, and, almost immediately
afterwards, Roland Yorke.
“The bishop, of all people!” uttered Mr. Galloway. “What an untoward
thing for his lordship!”
“No more untoward for him than for others,” retorted the lady. “It just
serves Jenkins right. What business had he to go dancing through the
cloisters with old Ketch and his keys?”
“But how did Jenkins get hurt?” asked Mr. Galloway, for that particular
point had not yet been touched upon.
“He is the greatest fool going, is Jenkins,” was the complimentary
retort of Jenkins’s wife. “After he had helped to ring out the bell,
he must needs go poking and groping into the organ-loft, hunting
for matches or some such insane rubbish. He might have known, had he
possessed any sense, that candles and matches are not likely to be there
in summer-time! Why, if the organist wanted ever so much to stop in
after dark, when the college is locked up for the night, he wouldn’t be
allowed to do it! It’s only in winter, when he has to light a candle to
get through the afternoon service, that they keep matches and dips up
there.”
“But about his head?” repeated Mr. Galloway, who was aware of the
natural propensity of Mrs. Jenkins to wander from the point under
discussion.
“Yes, about his head!” she wrathfully answered. “In attempting to
descend the stairs again, he missed his footing, and pitched right down
to the bottom of the flight. That’s how his head came in for it. He
wants a nurse with him always, does Jenkins, for he is no better than a
child in leading-strings.”
“Is he much hurt?”
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