“And there he’d have lain till morning, but for the bishop,” resumed
Mrs. Jenkins, passing over the inquiry. “After his lordship got out, he,
finding Jenkins did not come, told Thorpe to go and look for him in the
organ-loft. Thorpe said he should have done nothing of the sort, but for
the bishop’s order; he was just going to lock the great doors again, and
there Jenkins would have been fast! They found him lying at the foot of
the stairs, just inside the choir gates, with no more life in him than
there is in a dead man.”
“I asked you whether he is seriously hurt, Mrs. Jenkins.”
“Pretty well. He came to his senses as they were bringing him home, and
somebody ran for Hurst, the surgeon. He is better this morning.”
“But not well enough to come to business?”
“Hurst told him if he worried himself with business, or anything else
to-day, he’d get brain fever as sure as a gun. He ordered him to stop in
bed and keep quiet, if he could.”
“Of course he must do so,” observed Mr. Galloway.
“There is no of course in it, when men are the actors,” dissented Mrs.
Jenkins. “Hurst did well to say ‘if he could,’ when ordering him to
keep quiet. I’d rather have an animal ill in the house, than I’d have
a man--they are ten times more reasonable. There has Jenkins been,
tormenting himself ever since seven o’clock this morning about coming
here; he was wanted particularly, he said. ‘Would you go if you were
dead?’ I asked him; and he stood it out that if he were dead it would be
a different thing. ‘Not different at all,’ I said. A nice thing it would
be to have to nurse him through a brain fever!”
“I am grieved that it should have happened,” said Mr. Galloway, kindly.
“Tell him from me, that we can manage very well without him. He must not
venture here again, until Mr. Hurst says he may come with safety.”
“I should have told him that, to pacify him, whether you had said it or
not,” candidly avowed Mrs. Jenkins. “And now I must go back home on the
run. As good have no one to mind my shop as that young house-girl of
ours. If a customer comes in for a pair of black stockings, she’ll take
and give ‘em a white knitted nightcap. She’s as deficient of common
sense as Jenkins is. Your servant, sir. Good morning, young gentlemen!”
“Here, wait a minute!” cried Mr. Galloway, as she was speeding off. “I
cannot understand at all. The keys could not have been changed as they
lay on the flags.”
“Neither can anybody else understand it,” returned Mrs. Jenkins. “If
Jenkins was not a sober man--and he had better let me catch him being
anything else!--I should say the two, him and Ketch, had had a drop too
much. The bishop himself could make neither top nor tail of it. It’ll
teach Jenkins not to go gallivanting again after other folk’s business!”
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