“But how do you interpret all this, Kitty? For heaven’s sake
tell me! for I, who have dismissed—without vanity I may say as
many lovers as any woman in London, can’t trust my own judgment
where my Lord Baltimore is in question. I dread to be most
unfashionably kind to him. . . . I keep my eyes dropt lest he
should read in them more than I mean, and for the life of me I
can’t tell my own meaning. What do I mean? Interpret for me. I
would not be rash, Kitty. Do but consider my position. Free as
air, a handsome fortune (’Tis as well perhaps to marry a miser
since I am now repaid for all my Timon’s economies!), the high
world’s admiration, cards, beaux, routs, drums, ridottos,
masquerades. What more could he or any man give me? To be an
American Princess—the Queen of Maryland? Yes, but, Kitty, what
a figure should I cut among the savages! with half a dozen
provincial ladies to dump curtseys to me? However ’tis not this,
’tis the sex—the sex! His Lordship makes an adorable lover that
all the world envies. Indeed, I fear he is a better lover than
ever he would be a husband. He is in my power now—Should I put
myself in his? I took occasion to make some approach to this
subject in regard to Mrs. Greville, married not long since:
“‘She had every good thing the world can show,’ says I somewhat
melancholy. ‘And here she has made herself a slave to Mr.
Greville whose temper is the shortest part of him (he measures
near seven feet) and what’s to become of the poor lady now?
Marriage! ’tis to walk into a prison and shut the door on
oneself. Who should know but I that have escaped by the skin of
my teeth, as the Apostle says!’
“He unfurled my fan, smiling as if to himself.
“‘Why she has but engaged a new servant, Madam, the foremost and
most heartfelt of them all. There’s nothing of the devil in Mr.
Greville. He has a heart as fine as his coat and a rent roll as
long as his legs. He will not quarrel with his wife for a
trifle. ’Twill be a scene of conjugal bliss from morning till
night and night till morn. She has but to please him——’
“‘Please him!’ cries I, ‘Ah, that’s the rub! And suppose she
misses the way! And will he study to please her?’
“‘Some ladies need but be themselves to please universally and
for ever. I know one!’ says he, bowing.
“All very fine, my dear, at Court,—but at home, by the
fireside! I would have said more, but Princess Emily past and
stayed a minute. I never saw her look more becoming. She had a
glorious stiff-bodied gown of orange and gold stuff with gold
ribbons and diamonds in her head. My Lord Baltimore very
gallantly got her a seat, we standing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account