Both gentlemen stared at her Grace amazed. To take a poor player into
her ducal house.— Lord, what a freak! But ’tis to be remembered her
Grace of Queensbury was all freaks and snapt her fingers in the Devil’s
face as soon as look at him. What gave Mr. Gay pause was not so much
this as that his play was assuming a political complexion in public
minds from the allusions and double meanings it contained, and he might
doubt how far ’twas politic to pin it to the Duchess’s petticoat tail.
Nevertheless he was in a sad quandary and here was his way out. He dropt
on one knee like a courtier and kissed the fair hand, so loaded with
jewels.
“_O Dea certe!_” he cried. “You come indeed a divine being to the
rescue. I’ll away this moment and bring the chaste Diana to your feet.
Indeed ’tis a modest girl, Madam, and I think you’ll not regret your
kindness. Moreover, so many flies are after the honey pot that ’twill be
an ease to my mind lest we have an affair like Bracegirdle’s with my
Lord Mohun, of which there have been examples both before and since.”
He alluded to the infamous Lord Mohun’s attempt to abduct the beauteous
Mrs. Bracegirdle. A circumstance very notorious in its day and known to
both their Graces.
“Lord! You make me shudder, man!” says the Duchess, “No, but we won’t
lose our Polly! I suppose you fear my Lord Baltimore. I heard from a
sure hand he was buzzing about her. So, off, Mr. Gay, off! Lose not a
moment. Sound my whistle, Bolton. I’ll give directions.”
Mr. Gay was off in a trice, and the Duke caught up the little gold
whistle on the Buhl table and whistled softly till a small black page
ran in,—the latest fancy of modish ladies, a droll little figure in
turban and gold coat and girdle, grinning and saluting with head and
hands.
“Call Mrs. Francis, Pompey,” says her Grace, and the imp bows to the
ground and runs off helter-skelter.
Directions given, the lady turns to his Grace.
“Wait and see the arrival! I protest I’m vastly curious to see the fair
cause of so much pother. ’Twas a prodigious strange circumstance I
should hear of her father. And stranger still I should commence
duenna—I that never heeded a prude in my life nor ever will! What say
you to me in my new _rôle_, Sir?”
She pulled down the corners of her lovely mouth and rolled up her eyes
sanctimoniously and made a face so droll, that he must laugh whether he
would or no, and until Mr. Gay returned with his prize her Grace amused
herself by preaching over the back of her chair an extreme outspoken
sermon on the perils of the town and the best means to avoid them. ’Twas
in the manner of the Right Reverend the Bishop of London and none the
less droll for that. She was but at her Amen when the door opened and
Mr. Gay re-entered followed by a shy figure in cloak and hood, the groom
of the chambers preceding them scornful-eyed.
“Mr. Gay, your Grace, and Mrs. Lavinia Fenton.”
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