“In St. Giles’s,” finished the American Prince. “True, O King,—and now,
Richie, have our chairs called, and may the gods be good to thee and
give such a Polly Peachum to thy embrace as ever the world hath seen. O
the sweet name! I protest it tastes of peaches hot in the sun. I can see
her lips like two cherries—her eyes blue as summer seas, her voice like
the gurgling and purling of a brook, her arms round and smooth as Parian
marble. O Richie—Richie, you old devil, what images have you raised! If
you find her not, I’ll go search her myself.”
“Your Lordship hath but to sit still and whistle,” cries Rich, “to have
all the pretty charmers come running to you like a flock of hens!
There’s a scene somewhat like it in Gay’s opera, where Macheath the
highwayman—who needs not even to whistle, has them running all about
him, and each with a baby on her arm.”
“That’s comical!” says the Duke laughing, “and does pretty Polly pipe
her eye to see it?”
“Not she! your Grace! A delicate—or indelicate regret is all the stage
directions admit of. She’s a fine pliable girl and after a little tiff
with Lucy Lockit comes to heel like a spaniel.”
He began humming in a rich throaty voice—
“Lucy Locket lost her pocket,
Kitty Fisher found it.”
“Kitty Fisher!” Both gentlemen burst out laughing.
“’Tis topical then, Rich!” says Lord Baltimore. “Why I guarantee it
success, if so. Didn’t Aristophanes bring down the house, or was it the
Acropolis at Athens, by laughing at all the wits and holding up the
mirror to the pretty Aspasia? They’ll run in their thousands to look
into a mirror whoever holds it, were it their father the devil.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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