Family life -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Saving and investment -- Fiction
To go boldly into the kitchen and announce to Bridget that she would
hereafter be expected to pay into Bobberts' bank ten per cent. of
the value of every necessity and thirty per cent. of the value of
every luxury she brought into the house was the last thing that Mrs.
Fenelby would have thought of doing. There were bits in that rough
sketch of human nature known as Bridget's character that did not
harmonize with the idea. There had been nothing said, when Bridget
had been engaged, about a domestic tariff. Paying one is not usually
considered a part of a general house-worker's duties, and Mrs.
Fenelby felt that it would be poor policy to break this news to
Bridget too abruptly. She used diplomacy.
"Bridget," she said, kindly, "we are very well satisfied with the
way you do your work. We like you very well indeed."
"Thank ye, ma'am," answered Bridget, "and I'm glad to hear ye say it,
though it makes little odds t' me. I do the best I know how, ma'am,
and if ye don't like the way I do, there is plenty of other ladies
would be glad t' get me."
"But we do like the way you do," said Mrs. Fenelby eagerly. "We are
perfectly satisfied--perfectly!"
"From th' way ye started off," said Bridget, with a shrug of her
shoulders, "I thought ye was goin' t' give me th' bounce. Some does
it that way."
"No, indeed," Mrs. Fenelby assured her. "Especially not as you take
such an interest in dear little Bobberts. You seem to like him as
well as if he was your own little brother. Did I tell you what Mr.
Fenelby had planned for him?"
"Somethin' t' make more worrk for me, is it?" asked Bridget
suspiciously.
"Not at all!" said Mrs. Fenelby. "It is just about his education;
about when he gets old enough to go to college."
"'Twill be a long time from now before then," said Bridget. "I can
see it has nawthin' to do with me."
"But that is just it," said Mrs. Fenelby. "It has something to do
with you--and with all of us. With everyone in this house. You love
little Bobberts so much that you will be glad to help in his
education."
"Will I?" said Bridget in a way that was not too encouraging.
"Yes, I know you will," Mrs. Fenelby chirped cheerfully, "because it
is the cutest plan. I know you will be so interested in it. Mr.
Fenelby thought of it himself, and he told me to tell you about it,
because, really, you know, you are just like one of the family--"
"Barring I have t' be in at ten o'clock and have t' sleep in th'
attic," Bridget interposed. "And don't eat with th' family. And a
few other differences. But go ahead and tell me what is th' extry
worrk."
"Well, it isn't extra work at all," said Mrs. Fenelby reassuringly.
"It is just a way we thought of to raise money to pay for Bobberts'
education. It is like a government and taxes, and everybody in the
family pays part of the taxes--"
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