Family life -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Saving and investment -- Fiction
"I know," said Mr. Fenelby, kindly. "I think you do wonders with
that twenty-five hundred. I don't see how you do it; I couldn't.
And that is just why I say we ought to have a domestic tariff. I
don't see how we can ever save enough to send Bobberts to college
unless we have some system. We spend every cent of my twenty-five
hundred dollars every year, and we could never in the world take two
hundred and fifty dollars out of it at one time and put it in the
bank for Bobberts, could we? We never have two hundred and fifty
dollars at one time. And yet two hundred and fifty dollars is only
ten per cent. of my yearly salary. But if I buy a cigar for ten
cents it would be no hardship for me to put a cent in the bank for
Bobberts, would it? Not a bit! And if you buy an ice cream soda; it
would not cramp our finances to put a cent in the bank for each
soda, would it? And yet a cent is ten per cent. of a dime."
"That is very simple and very easy," said Mrs. Fenelby, "and I think
it would be a very good plan. I think we ought to begin at once."
"So do I," said Mr. Fenelby. "But we don't want to begin a thing
like this and then let it slip from our minds after a day or two. If
the government did that the nation's revenue would all fade away. We
ought to go at it in a business-like way, just as the United States
would do it. We ought to write it down, and then live up to it. Now,
I'll write it down."
Mr. Fenelby went to his desk and took a seat before it. He opened
the desk and pulled from beneath the pile of loose papers and tissue
patterns with which it was littered the large blankbook in which
Mrs. Fenelby, in one of her spurts of economical system, had once
begun a record of household expenditures--a bothersome business that
lasted until she had to foot up the first week's figures, and then
stopped. There were plenty of blank leaves in the book. Mr. Fenelby
dipped his pen in the ink. Mrs. Fenelby took up her sewing, and
began to stitch a seam. Bobberts lay asleep on the lounge at the
other side of the room.
Mr. Fenelby was not over thirty. His chubby, smiling face radiated
enthusiasm, and if he was not very tall he had a noble forehead that
rounded up to meet the baldness that began so far back that his hat
showed a little half-moon of baldness at the back. He looked
cheerfully at the world through rather strong spectacles, and
everyone said how much he looked like Bobberts. Mrs. Fenelby was
younger, but she took a much more matter-of-fact view of life and
things, and Mr. Fenelby never ceased congratulating himself on
having married her. "My wife Laura," he would say to his friends,
"has great executive ability. She is a wonder. I let her attend to
the little details." The truth was that she managed him, and managed
the house, and managed all their affairs. She took to the management
naturally and Mr. Fenelby did not know that he was being managed.
They were very happy.
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