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Mr. Fenelby turned to his desk and wrote in the book a brief outline
of the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Bobberts. Mrs. Fenelby
creased a tuck into the little dress she was making. She did it by
pinning one end of the sheer linen to her knee and then running her
thumb up and down the folded tuck. Suddenly the door opened and
Bridget entered with aggressive quietness. She was a plain faced
Irishwoman, and the way she wore her hair, straight back from her
brow, had in itself an air of constant readiness to do battle for
her rights. When she was noisy her noise was a challenge, and when
she was quiet her quietness was full of mute assertiveness. It was
as if, when she wished to enter a room quietly, she was not content
to enter it quietly and be satisfied with that, but first prepared
for it by draping herself in strings of cow-bells and sleigh-bells,
and then entered on tip-toe with painful care.
"Missus Fenelby, ma'am," said Bridget, in a loud whisper, "would ye
be havin' th' milkman lave wan or two quarts ov milk in th'
mornin'?"
"Why, Bridget," said Mrs. Fenelby, "haven't I told you we _always_
want two quarts?"
"Yis, ma'am," said Bridget. "An' ye can't say that ye haven't got
thim iv'ry mornin', either. If ye can, an' wish t' say it, ma'am, ye
may as well say it now as another toime. I may have me faults,
ma'am--"
"You have always attended to the milkman just as I wished," said
Mrs. Fenelby, cheerfully. "Exactly as I wanted you to," she added,
for Bridget still waited. "And we will continue to get two quarts a
day."
"Very well, ma'am," whispered Bridget. "I was just thinkin' mebby ye
had changed yer moind about how much t' git. It is all th' same t'
me, Missus Fenelby, ma'am, how much ye git. I am not wan of thim
that don't allow th' lady ov th' house t' change her moind if she
wants to. I take no offince if she changes her moind. I am used t'
sich goin's on, ma'am, an' I know my place an' don't wish t'
dictate. Wan quart or two quarts or three quarts is all th' same t'
me."
"Bridget," said Mrs. Fenelby, laying down her sewing, "do we need
three quarts of milk?"
"No, ma'am," said Bridget.
"Well," asked Mrs. Fenelby, "are two quarts too much?"
"No, ma'am," said Bridget. "But if ye wanted t' change yer moind--"
"Not at all!" said Mrs. Fenelby, kindly but firmly. "Good-night,
Bridget."
Bridget backed out of the door, and Mr. Fenelby, who had kept his
head close to his book, turned to his wife with a frown on his brow.
"What is it, dear?" asked Mrs. Fenelby, after a fleeting glance at
his face.
"Laura," he said, "what shall we do with Bridget?"
Mrs. Fenelby looked up quickly. She quite forgot her sewing.
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