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"Two. CINCK commends troopers involved in the just-completed three-week
Field Exercise on not having had a single incident of compromise
of sterility. Household, Maintenance and Security troopers are
complimented on having maintained the integrity of the Barracks with a
much-reduced force.
"Three. All male and female troopers are again cautioned that
fraternization with Indigenous Hominids is an offense punishable by
General Court-Martial, and that any unauthorized intercourse with the
natives is prohibited."
* * * * *
There was of course a murmur of automatic laughter at this last bit
of official double-entendre. The idea of bedding-down a Stinker wench
was a favorite bit of pornographic fantasy. An air-tight safety-suit,
though fit with valves as functional as the drop-seat in long-johns,
was no garment for romance. To undress, to appear in outdoor Kansas
outside that head-to-foot sausage-casing, appealed to none of the
troopers. Healthy young men and women don't entertain the thought of
painful suicide.
The reporting officer about-faced, saluted Colonel Nef, about-faced
again. "Present...."
"Preezent...."
"Preeezent...."
"Preeeezent...."
"HAHMS!" Fifteen hundred Dardick-rifles, sheathed in plastic, slapped
perpendicular. The blue-clad officers, armed with pistols, touched
their index fingers to their helmet-temples. The bandsmen's drums
growled, the electronic horns sobbed against their mutes, and the
flutes in lonely purity played the theme of "Oh, Pioneers!" For all his
har-de-har-hardness, Hartford felt a sting in his eyes at this moment,
as he did whenever the splendidly stage-managed ceremony of Retreat was
performed. After the Anthem, much louder, the band played Retreat. The
colors crept down the flagstaff, into the reverent arms of a pair of
Service Policemen.
"Oh-deph, HAHMS! By line-of-battalions, line-of-companies,
line-of-platoons, line-of-squads, return to quarters and dismiss!" The
light colonel made one last salute to CINCK, and the little ballet on
the reviewing-stand was over. The troopers were now free to go in to
their showers, their latrines, their suppers, and their women.
"At ease," Hartford told the Terrible Third. "Rest. Smoke if you've got
'em."
The men chuckled dutifully at the oldest joke in the service. An
Axenite trooper, sealed in his germ-free safety-suit and helmet, is by
definition a non-smoker outside his Barracks. It would be another hour
they'd be outside, since the Third was next to the last of the fifty
platoons to swim home through the Syphon. While the companies on the
far left flank of the Regiment were ballooning-up and peeling-off in
columns-of-squads to enter the Barracks, Hartford went back to talk
with Piacentelli, C.O. of First Platoon.
II
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