Upon the next branches of the tree, lower down, hard by the green
roller and miniature gardening-tools, how thick the books begin to
hang. Thin books, in themselves, at first, but many of them, and with
deliciously smooth covers of bright red or green. What fat black
letters to begin with! “A was an Archer, and shot at a frog.” Of course
he was. He was an Apple-pie also, and there he is! He was a good many
things in his time, was A, and so were most of his friends, except
X, who had so little versatility that I never knew him to get beyond
Xerxes or Xantippe--like Y, who was always confined to a Yacht or a
Yew Tree; and Z condemned forever to be a Zebra or a Zany. But, now,
the very tree itself changes, and becomes a bean-stalk--the marvellous
bean-stalk up which Jack climbed to the Giant’s house! And now, those
dreadfully interesting, double-headed giants, with their clubs over
their shoulders, begin to stride along the boughs in a perfect throng,
dragging knights and ladies home for dinner by the hair of their heads.
And Jack--how noble, with his sword of sharpness, and his shoes of
swiftness! Again those old meditations come upon me as I gaze up at
him; and I debate within myself whether there was more than one Jack
(which I am loath to believe possible), or only one genuine original
admirable Jack, who achieved all the recorded exploits.
Good for Christmas time is the ruddy color of the cloak, in which--the
tree making a forest of itself for her to trip through, with her
basket--Little Red Riding-Hood comes to me one Christmas Eve to give
me information of the cruelty and treachery of that dissembling Wolf
who ate her grandmother, without making any impression on his appetite,
and then ate her, after making that ferocious joke about his teeth.
She was my first love. I felt that if I could have married Little Red
Riding-Hood, I should have known perfect bliss. But it was not to be;
and there was nothing for it but to look out the Wolf in the Noah’s
Ark there, and put him late in the procession on the table, as a
monster who was to be degraded. Oh, the wonderful Noah’s Ark! It was
not found seaworthy when put in a washing-tub, and the animals were
crammed in at the roof, and needed to have their legs well shaken down
before they could be got in, even there--and then, ten to one but they
began to tumble out at the door, which was but imperfectly fastened
with a wire latch--but what was _that_ against it! Consider the
noble fly, a size or two smaller than the elephant: the lady-bird, the
butterfly--all triumphs of art! Consider the goose, whose feet were so
small, and whose balance was so indifferent, that he usually tumbled
forward, and knocked down all the animal creation. Consider Noah and
his family, like idiotic tobacco-stoppers; and how the leopard stuck
to warm little fingers; and how the tails of the larger animals used
gradually to resolve themselves into frayed bits of string!
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