Ah! The Doll’s house!--of which I was not proprietor, but where I
visited. I don’t admire the Houses of Parliament half so much as that
stone-fronted mansion with real glass windows and doorsteps, and a
real balcony--greener than I ever see now, except at watering-places;
and even they afford but a poor imitation. And though it _did_
open all at once, the entire house-front (which was a blow, I admit,
as cancelling the fiction of a staircase), it was but to shut it up
again, and I could believe. Even open, there were three distinct rooms
in it: a sitting-room and bedroom, elegantly furnished, and best of
all, a kitchen, with uncommonly soft fire-irons, a plentiful assortment
of diminutive utensils--oh, the warming-pan!--and a tin man-cook in
profile, who was always going to fry two fish! What Barmecide justice
have I done to the noble feasts wherein the set of wooden platters
figured, each with its own peculiar delicacy, as a ham or turkey, glued
tight on to it, and garnished with something green, which I recollect
as moss! Could all the Temperance societies of these later days,
united, give me such a tea-drinking as I have had through the means of
yonder little set of blue crockery, which really would hold liquid (it
ran out of the small wooden cask, I recollect, and tasted of matches),
and which made tea, nectar. And if the two legs of the ineffectual
little sugar-tongs did tumble over one another, and want purpose, like
Punch’s hands, what does it matter? And if I did once shriek out, as a
poisoned child, and strike the fashionable company with consternation,
by reason of having drunk a little teaspoon, inadvertently dissolved in
too hot tea, I was never the worse for it, except by a powder!
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