Into this shop, which was low and small, and which was darkened rather
than lighted by a little window, overhung with clothes, and was
descended into by some steps, I went with a palpitating heart; which
was not relieved when an ugly old man, with the lower part of his face
all covered with a stubby gray beard, rushed out of a dirty den behind
it, and seized me by the hair of my head. He was a dreadful old man to
look at, in a filthy flannel waistcoat, and smelling terribly of rum.
His bedstead, covered with a tumbled and ragged piece of patchwork,
was in the den he had come from, where another little window showed a
prospect of more stinging nettles, and a lame donkey.
“Oh, what do you want?” grinned this old man in a fierce, monotonous
whine. “Oh, my eyes and limbs, what do you want? Oh, my lungs and
liver, what do you want? Oh, goroo, goroo!”
I was so much dismayed by these words, and particularly by the
repetition of the last unknown one, which was a kind of rattle in his
throat, that I could make no answer; whereupon the old man, still
holding me by the hair, repeated:
“Oh, what do you want? Oh, my lungs and liver, what do you want?”
“I want to know,” I said trembling, “if you would buy a jacket?”
“Oh, let’s see the jacket. Bring the jacket out.”
With that he took his trembling hands, which were like the claws of a
bird, out of my hair.
“How much for the jacket?” cried the old man. “Oh, goroo, how much for
the jacket?”
“Half a crown,” I answered.
“Oh, my lungs and liver, no. Oh, my eyes, no. Eighteen pence. Goroo.”
Every time he said goroo his eyes seemed in danger of popping out of
his head.
“Well,” said I, “I’ll take eighteen pence.”
“Oh, my liver,” cried the old man, throwing the jacket on the shelf.
“Get out of the shop. Don’t ask for money, make it an exchange.”
He made many attempts to make me consent to an exchange, at one time
coming out with a fishing-rod, at another with a fiddle, at another
with a cocked hat, at another with a flute. But I wanted the money to
buy food. At last he began to pay me in halfpence at a time, and was
full two hours getting by easy stages to a shilling.
My bed that night was under a haystack, where I rested comfortably,
after having washed my blistered feet in a stream. When I took the road
again next morning it was through hop fields and orchards. The orchards
were ruddy with bright apples, and in a few places the hop-pickers were
already at work. I thought it all extremely beautiful, and I would have
enjoyed it if it had not been for the people I met on the road.
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