“If you please, aunt, I am your nephew.”
“Oh, Lord!” said my aunt, and sat flat down on the garden path.
“I am David Copperfield. I have been very unhappy since my mother died.
I was put to work that was not fit for me. It made me run away to you.
I was robbed when I set out and have walked all the way and have never
slept in a bed since I began the journey.”
My aunt got up in a great hurry, collared me and took me into the
parlor. Her first proceeding was to unlock a tall cupboard, bring forth
several bottles, and pour some of the contents of each into my mouth. I
think they must have been taken out at random, for I am sure I tasted
aniseed water, anchovy sauce, and salad dressing. Then she put me on
the sofa, with a shawl under my head, and, sitting by my side, repeated
at intervals, “Mercy on us!”
Then I was given a bath, which was a great comfort. For I began to be
sensitive of pains from lying out in the fields. When I had bathed they
enrobed me in a shirt and a pair of trousers too big for me, and tied
me up in two or three big shawls. What sort of a bundle I looked like I
do not know. Feeling very drowsy, I lay down on the sofa and was soon
fast asleep.
Then I was put to bed in a pleasant room at the top of the house. It
was overlooking the sea, on which the moon was shining. After I had
said my prayers and the candle had burned out I sat looking at the
moonlight on the water. Then I turned to the white curtained bed. I
remember how I thought of all the solitary places under the night sky
where I had slept, and I prayed that I might never be houseless any
more, and never might forget the houseless.
JOE THE FAT BOY
VII
JOE THE FAT BOY
WHEN we think of famous people, we take for granted that they did
something remarkable. But this is not always true. One of the most
famous characters of fiction is the Fat Boy in _The Pickwick
Papers_. Everybody remembers him. But what did he do to earn
his reputation? He did nothing at all but go to sleep under all
circumstances. It was his gift.
Joe was the footman, or rather the footboy, of Mr. Wardle, a
good-natured gentleman who lived at Dingley Dell. Now four other
good-natured gentlemen had started out from London in search of
adventures. Their names were Mr. Pickwick, Mr. Snodgrass, Mr. Tupman,
and Mr. Winkle. They didn’t know where they were going, but that didn’t
matter. They intended to have a good time and to see the country. When
they returned they were sure that they would have something to tell
about. So when they came to the pleasant city of Rochester, they were
delighted to find that there was to be a great review of the troops.
The soldiers were to take part in a mimic battle. Everything was to be
like real war, except that nobody was to be hurt. This was just what
Mr. Pickwick and his friends wanted to see.
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