“You must paper it,” said Thomas Gradgrind, “whether you like it or
not. Don’t tell _us_ you wouldn’t paper it. What do you mean, boy?”
“I’ll explain to you, then,” said the gentleman, after another and a
dismal pause, “why you wouldn’t paper a room with representations of
horses. Do you ever see horses walking up and down the sides of rooms
in reality--in fact? Do you?”
“Yes, sir!” from one half. “No, sir!” from the other.
“Of course no,” said the gentleman, with an indignant look at the wrong
half. “Why, then, you are not to see anywhere, what you don’t see in
fact; you are not to have anywhere, what you don’t have in fact. What
is called Taste, is only another name for Fact.”
Thomas Gradgrind nodded his approbation.
“This is a new principle, a discovery, a great discovery,” said the
gentleman.
“Now, I’ll try you again. Suppose you were going to carpet a room.
Would you use a carpet having a representation of flowers upon it?”
There being a general conviction by this time that “No, sir!” was
always the right answer to this gentleman, the chorus of No was very
strong. Only a few feeble stragglers said Yes; among them Sissy Jupe.
“Girl number twenty,” said the gentleman, smiling in the calm strength
of knowledge.
Sissy blushed, and stood up.
“So you would carpet your room--or your husband’s room, if you were a
grown woman, and had a husband--with representations of flowers, would
you,” said the gentleman. “Why would you?”
“If you please sir, I am very fond of flowers,” returned the girl.
“And is that why you would put tables and chairs upon them, and have
people walking over them with heavy boots?”
“It wouldn’t hurt them, sir. They wouldn’t crush and wither, if you
please, sir. They would be the pictures of what was very pretty and
pleasant, and I would fancy----”
“Ay, ay, ay! But you mustn’t fancy,” cried the gentleman, quite elated
by coming so happily to his point. “That’s it! You are never to fancy.”
“You are not, Cecilia Jupe,” Thomas Gradgrind solemnly repeated, “to do
anything of that kind.”
“Fact, fact, fact!” said the gentleman. And “Fact, fact, fact!”
repeated Thomas Gradgrind.
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