It seems as if our schools were doomed to be the sport of change. We
have faint recollections of a Preparatory Day-School, which we have
sought in vain, and which must have been pulled down to make a new
street, ages ago. We have dim impressions, scarcely amounting to a
belief, that it was over a dyer’s shop. We know that you went up steps
to it; that you frequently grazed your knees in doing so; that you
generally got your leg over the scraper, in trying to scrape the mud
off a very unsteady little shoe. The mistress of the Establishment
holds no place in our memory; but, rampant on one eternal door-mat, in
an eternal entry long and narrow, is a puffy pug-dog, with a personal
animosity toward us, who triumphs over Time. The bark of that baleful
Pug, a certain radiating way he had of snapping at our undefended legs,
the ghastly grinning of his moist black muzzle and white teeth, and the
insolence of his crisp tail curled like a pastoral crook, all live
and flourish. From an otherwise unaccountable association of him with
a fiddle, we conclude that he was of French extraction, and his name
_Fidèle_. He belonged to some female, chiefly inhabiting a back
parlor, whose life appears to us to have been consumed in sniffing, and
in wearing a brown beaver bonnet. For her, he would sit up and balance
cake upon his nose, and not eat it until twenty had been counted.
To the best of our belief we were once called in to witness this
performance; when, unable, even in his milder moments, to endure our
presence, he instantly made at us, cake and all.
Why a something in mourning, called “Miss Frost,” should still connect
itself with our preparatory school, we are unable to say. We retain no
impression of the beauty of Miss Frost--if she were beautiful; or of
the mental fascinations of Miss Frost--if she were accomplished; yet
her name and her black dress hold an enduring place in our remembrance.
An equally impersonal boy, whose name has long since shaped itself
unalterably into “Master Mawls,” is not to be dislodged from our brain.
Retaining no vindictive feeling toward Mawls--no feeling whatever,
indeed--we infer that neither he nor we can have loved Miss Frost....
But, the School that was Our School before the Railroad came and
overthrew it, was quite another sort of place. We were old enough to
be put into Virgil when we went there, and to get prizes for a variety
of polishing on which the rust has long accumulated. It was a school
of some celebrity in its neighborhood--nobody could have said why--and
we had the honor to attain and hold the eminent position of first boy.
The master was supposed among us to know nothing, and one of the ushers
was supposed to know everything. We are still inclined to think the
first-named supposition perfectly correct.
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