The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"It had been previously understood that while his Lordship and
friends should return together, in the City state barge, they
should yet go to Oxford in such a way, and at such a time, as
best comported with their own convenience. Mr. Alderman Atkins,
accompanied by two of his daughters, Miss Atkins and Miss Sarah
Jane, left his seat, Halstead Place, in Kent, on Monday, the
24th of July, and set out from London for Oxford in the cool of
the following morning. On the same day, Mr. Alderman and Mrs.
Lucas, with their daughters, Miss Charlotte and Miss Catharine,
left their house, at Lee, in Kent, and went by land as far as
Boulter's Lock, near Maidenhead, where they embarked on board
the Navigation shallop, and proceeded by water to Reading; thus
selecting some of the finest views on the river."
Lord Wenables himself was, however, not so rash; for having satisfied
himself of the actual existence of Oxford by receiving a letter from
one of the natives, he resolved to proceed thither by land. See we
then from his reverend chaplain's history the mode of his Lordship's
setting forth:--
"On the morning of the 25th, the Lord Mayor, accompanied by the
Lady Mayoress, and attended by the Chaplain, left the Mansion
House, soon after eight o'clock.
"The private state-carriage, drawn by four beautiful bays, had
driven to the door at half-past seven. The coachman's countenance
was reserved and thoughtful, indicating full consciousness of
the test by which his equestrian skill would this day be tried,
in having the undivided charge of four high-spirited and stately
horses--a circumstance somewhat unusual; for, in the Lord Mayor's
carriage, a postillion usually guides the first pair of horses.
These fine animals were in admirable condition for the journey.
Having been allowed a previous day of unbroken rest, they were
quite impatient of delay, and chafed and champed exceedingly on
the bits, by which their impetuosity was restrained.
"The murmur of expectation, which had lasted for more than half
an hour, amongst the crowd who had gathered around the carriage,
was at length hushed by the opening of the hall-door. The Lord
Mayor had been filling up this interval with instructions to
the _femme de menage_! and other household officers, who were
to be left in residence, to attend, with their wonted fidelity
and diligence, to their respective departments of service during
his absence, and now appeared at the door. His Lordship was
accompanied by the Lady Mayoress, and followed by the Chaplain.
"As soon as the female attendant of the Lady Mayoress had taken
her seat, dressed with becoming neatness, at the side of the
well-looking coachman, the carriage drove away; not, however,
with that violent and extreme rapidity which rather astounds than
gratifies the beholders; but at that steady and majestic pace,
which is always an indication of REAL GREATNESS!
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