The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"Passing along Cheapside and Fleet Street--those arteries, as Dr.
Johnson somewhere styles them, through which pours the full tide
of London population--and then along the Strand and Piccadilly,
the carriage took the Henley-road to Oxford.
"The weather was delightful; the sun, as though it had been
refreshed by the copious and seasonable showers that had fallen
very recently, seemed to rise more bright and clear than usual,
and streamed in full glory all around. The dust of almost a whole
summer had been laid by the rain; the roads were, of consequence,
in excellent order, and the whole face of creation gleamed with
joy!"
In fact, creation was so delighted with the appearance of Lord
Wenables, that "Nature wore an universal grin."
The reverend gentleman then describes the blowing up of a powder-mill
as they reached Hounslow, which at first startled Lord Wenables, who
imagined fondly that he had accidentally set fire to the great river
whose source he was seeking; but Lady Wenables concurred with the
reverend writer in assuring his Lordship that he might make himself
perfectly easy upon that particular point.
"At Cranford-bridge," says the reverend author, "which is about
thirteen miles from Hyde Park Corner, the Lord Mayor staid only
long enough to change horses. For, his Lordship intending to
travel post from Cranford-bridge to Oxford, his own fine horses
were, after a proper interval of rest, to return to town under
the coachman's care.
"These noble animals, however, seemed scarcely to need the rest
which their master's kindness now allotted them. For though
they had drawn a somewhat heavy carriage a distance of nearly
seventeen miles, they yet appeared as full of life as ever;
arching their stately necks, and dashing in all directions the
white foam from their mouths, as if they were displeased that
they were to go no farther!
"Just as the carriage was about to drive away, Mr. Alderman
Magnay, accompanied by his lady and daughter, arrived in a
post-chaise! After an interchange of salutations, the Lady
Mayoress--observing that they must be somewhat crowded in the
chaise--invited Miss Magnay to take the fourth seat, which had as
yet been vacant in the carriage. As the day was beginning to be
warm, this courteous offer of her Ladyship was readily accepted."
Here we have, in one short page, a striking instance of the "true
instinct" of Lord Wenables' fine horses, who were quite displeased
that they were not allowed to drag him any farther--a delightful
picture of a worthy Alderman and his family--three in a chay--a
splendid specimen of Lady Wenables' sagacity and urbanity, and a
fair estimate of the value of the latter upon the mind of the young
invitée, who accepted her Ladyship's offer of a seat in the state
coach because the day was beginning to get warm!
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