The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"The _private state_ carriage" (I ought to observe, the italics
are mine) "had driven to the door at half-past seven" (which, by
the way, as an act of volition upon the part of the private state
coach, was extremely attentive). "The coachman's countenance
was reserved and thoughtful; indicating full consciousness
of the test by which his equestrian skill would this day be
tried, in having the undivided charge of four high spirited and
stately horses, a circumstance somewhat unusual: for in the lord
mayor's carriage, a postilion usually guides the first pair
of horses,"--_i.e._ the postilion in the carriage guides the
leaders, which are the farthest removed from it.
"These fine animals," says the reverend author, "were in
admirable condition for the journey--having been allowed a
previous day of unbroken rest; they were quite impatient of
delay, and chafed and champed exceedingly on the bits, by which
their impetuosity was restrained.
"The murmur of expectation, which had lasted for more than half
an hour amongst the crowd who had gathered around the carriage,
was at length hushed, by--the opening of the hall door. The
lord mayor had been filling up this interval" (the door?) "with
instructions to the _femme de ménage_ and other household
officers who were to be left in residence, to attend with their
wonted fidelity and diligence to their respective departments of
service during his absence, and now appeared at the door. His
lordship was accompanied by the lady mayoress, and followed by
the chaplain.
"As soon as the female attendant of the lady mayoress had taken
her seat, dressed with becoming neatness, at the side of the
well-looking coachman, the carriage drove away; not, however,
with that violent and extreme rapidity which rather astounds than
gratifies the beholders; but at that steady and majestic pace
which is always an indication of real greatness."--P. 12.
The reverend gentleman describes this majestic progress through
London to Cranford Bridge; a powder-mill at Hounslow is blown up on
the way; but at Cranford Bridge, "just thirteen miles from London,"
the lord mayor staid only long enough to change horses--"for his
lordship intending to travel post from Cranford Bridge to Oxford, his
own fine horses were, after a proper interval of rest, to return to
town under the coachman's care."
"These noble animals, however, seemed scarcely to need the rest
which their master's"--job--"kindness now allotted them, for
though they had drawn a somewhat heavy carriage a distance of
nearly seventeen miles, yet they appeared as full of life as
ever; arching their stately necks, and dashing in all directions
the white foam from their mouths, as if they were displeased that
they were to go no farther."--P. 16.
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