The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
"Just as the carriage was about to drive away" (more volition),
"Mr. Alderman Magnay, accompanied by his lady and daughter,
arrived in a post-chaise. After an interchange of salutations,
the lady mayoress, observing that they must be somewhat crowded
in the chaise, invited Miss Magnay to take the fourth seat, which
had yet been vacant in the carriage; as the day was beginning
to be warm, this courteous offer of her ladyship was readily
accepted."
Here is a perfect justification of Firkins's regrets at his fall--the
unhappy trio, jammed in the _po chay_, had been the year before
in precisely the same elevated position which their illustrious
friends then occupied; and if the courteous lady mayoress the year
before that, had been screwed up with her husband and daughter in
a _po chay_ also, then Mrs. Magnay would have been the courteous
lady mayoress, to have relieved the Wenableses. I must, however,
think that the reverend gentleman's reason for Miss Magnay's ready
acceptance of the courteous offer does her an injustice. By his
account, she readily got out of the family jam, not because she duly
appreciated the grace and favour of the lady mayoress, but because
"the day was beginning to be warm."
The journey to Oxford was all safely completed, and after seventy-six
pages of matter, equally illustrative of Firkins's feelings, we come,
at p. 77, to this description of the rapture and delight of the
people of Oxfordshire, under the exciting circumstances of the lord
mayor's return down the river towards London:--
"The crowds of people--men, women, and children--who had
accompanied the barge from Oxford, were continually succeeded
by fresh reinforcements from every town and village that is
skirted by the river. Distant shouts and acclamations perpetually
re-echoed from field to field, as the various rustic parties,
with their fresh and blooming faces, were seen hurrying forth
from their cottages and gardens, climbing trees, struggling
through copses, and traversing thickets to make their shortest
way to the water side. Handfuls of halfpence were scattered to
the children as they kept pace with the city barge, and Mr.
Alderman Atkins, who assisted the lord mayor in the distribution,
seemed to enter with more than common pleasure into the enjoyment
of the little children. It was gratifying to see the absence
of selfish feeling manifested by some of the elder boys, who,
forgetful of themselves, collected for the younger girls."--Pp.
77, 78.
The last bit for which I have room, is of the more convincing and
powerfully descriptive cast, than anything I have yet advanced in
favour of my poor friend Gurney's estimation of Firkins's dismay at
his fall. The scene is near Caversham, where crowds of "spectators,
some on foot, some on horseback, and some in equipages of every
kind," were collected to see the barges pass.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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