The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore HookHook, Theodore Edward
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The Choice Humorous Works, Ludicrous Adventures, Bons Mots, Puns, and Hoaxes of Theodore Hook
Hook, Theodore Edward
English wit and humor
I selected Dejex's, at the corner of Leicester Place. Attention and
civility, a good _cuisine_, and good wine, formed its particular
attractions, and the courteous attention of "mine host" gave a new
zest to his cookery and his claret. I own I love attention and
civility--not _that_ which seems to be extracted by dint of money,
or by force of the relative situations of guest and landlord, but
that anxious desire to please, that consideration of one's little
peculiarities, and that cheerfulness of greeting which, even if it be
assumed, is always satisfactory. To Dejex's we resolved to go, and
having "secured our box" and taken our stroll, we found ourselves
seated and served by a little after six o'clock.
There was something irresistibly, practically, engaging about Daly,
and I never felt more completely assured of the influence over me
of a man with whom I had been so short a time acquainted, than I
was when I found myself again--in the course of eight and forty
hours--associated with him in a place which, of all others, was
the most likely to afford him some opportunity of exhibiting his
eccentricities; for the company consisted in a great degree of
_emigrés_ of the ancient _régime_, who, until the master-hand of
Wellington was raised to cut the Gordion knot of their difficulties,
which negotiation had for years in vain attempted to untwist,
"had made England the asylum for their persecuted race." Yet,
however much their misfortunes--the natural results of anarchy and
revolution--might excite our sympathies and demand our assistance,
some of them, it must be admitted, were, to our then unaccustomed
eyes, extremely strange specimens of humanity; they were what Mr.
Daly, in his peculiar phraseology, called "uncommon gigs;" and one
very venerable _ci-devant_ marquis, who wore spectacles, the said
Daly, as he advanced up the room, somewhat too loudly, I thought,
pronounced to be "a gig with lamps."
However, we got through dinner, and had safely demolished our
admirable _omelette soufflée_ without any outbreaking on the part of
my mercurial companion; the coffee-room began to thin, and I began to
be more at my ease than before, when Daly proceeded to recount some
of his adventures, which proved to me that, however deeply the scene
of the preceding day at Twickenham might have impressed itself on
_me_, it was to _him_ a "trifle light as air."
"But how," said I, "shall I ever reconcile the Dods? I am destined to
meet those people; you are not."
"I was destined to meet them this morning," replied Daly, "and, if it
had not been for this 'bleeding piece of earth,'" laying hold of his
nose, "I could not well have escaped; but for you, rely upon it, it
will all turn out right. In a week they will have utterly forgotten
you."
"What," said I, "will Fanny so soon lose all recollection of me?"
"To be sure she will," said Daly. "As somebody says,
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