And here ends our present communication. We are mightily obliged to Miss Higginbottom, and shall with great pleasure continue the journal, whenever we are presented with it. IV. HIGGINBOTTOM AND RAMSBOTTOM. TO JOHN BULL. Montague Place, Dec. 24, 1823. SIR,--I never wished either my wife or daughter to turn authoresses, as I think ladies which write books are called, and I should have set my face against the publication of my wife's Journal of her Tour if I had been consulted; but the truth is, they seldom ask me anything as to what is to be done, until they have first done it themselves. Now I like you, because you have done the West Indians a good turn, and also because you try to put down the papishes; but there _is_ a thing which under all the circumstances vexes me, because, as you may remember, Mr. Burke said, "anything which is worth doing is worth doing well." What I quarrel with you for is, that you put my wife's name and my daughter's name as Mrs. and Miss Higginbottom, whereas our name is Ramsbottom, and whether it be the stupidity of your printers, or that my daughter, who has been three years at an uncommon fine school at Hackney, cannot write plain, I do not pretend to say; but I do not like it, because, since every tub should stand on its own bottom, I think the Higginbottoms should not have the credit of doing what the Ramsbottoms actually do. Perhaps you will correct this little error: it hurts me, because, as I said before, I like you very much, and I have got a few cases of particular champagne, a wine which my friend Rogers tells me, you are extremely fond of, and which he says is better than all the "real pain" in the world--(nobody ever said it before); and when the women return from over the horrid sea, I hope you will come and drink some of it; so pray just make an _erratum_, as the booksellers say, and put our right names in your paper, by doing which you will really oblige, your's, HUMPHREY RAMSBOTTOM. P.S.--My second daughter is a very fine girl, and I think as clever as Lavy, and writes a much clearer hand--you shall see her when you come to M---- Place. V. MISS LAVINIA RAMSBOTTOM FORWARDS THE CONTINUATION OF HER MOTHER'S DIARY. TO JOHN BULL. Paris, Dec. 28, 1823.