How fared he at Lancaster--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? How fared he at Lancaster, ho? --They physick'd and bled, And they blister'd his head, And kept him uncommonly low----low, And kept him uncommonly low. Had she no solicitor--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Had she no solicitor, ho? --Yes, one Mr. Vizard, Who, being no wizard, She overboard hasten'd to throw----throw, She overboard hasten'd to throw. And has she two Chamberlains--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Has she two Chamberlains, ho? --Yes! both strapping fellows, Would make a man jealous, With whiskers as black as a crow----crow, With whiskers as black as a crow. And had she no beggar's brat--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Had she no beggar's brat, ho? --Yes, one, pale and silly, Whom she calls Sir Billy; But whose brat he is, I don't know----know, But whose brat he is, I don't know. And has she a Clergyman--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Has she a Clergyman, ho? --Yes, one Doctor Fellowes, Who puffs like a bellows, The coals of sedition to blow----blow, The coals of sedition to blow. And has she no General--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Has she no General, ho? --Yes, poor prating Wilson, Who, if he e'er kills one, 'Tis more by a word than a blow----blow, 'Tis more by a word than a blow. And has she a Banking-house--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Has she a Banking-house, ho? --When Coutts was unhandsome, She shifted to Ransome, To whom she does nothing but owe----owe, To whom she does nothing but owe. Has she a good table, Ma'am--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Has she a good table, Ma'am, ho? --There is one Mrs. Wilde, Who her cook-maid is styled, But they say that her soups are so-so----so, They say that her soups are so-so. And what are her drinkables--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? What are her drinkables, ho? --It being but noon, She said 'twas too soon For any thing else but Noyeau----yeau, Any thing else but Noyeau. And has she a bed-fellow--Heigh, Ma'am, ho, Ma'am? Has she a bed-fellow, ho? --I asked one Vassalli, Who said, "Fi-donc, allez, Ma chère, you no business to know----know, You have no business to know."