The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
I say young men will be young men, and sow their wild oats; and think
to myself that the invasion of his mamma will be perhaps more surprising
than pleasant to young Sir Thomas Kicklebury, and that she possibly
talks about herself and her family, and her virtues and her daughters,
a little too much: but she WILL make a confidant of me, and all the time
we are doing the Rubens's she is talking of the pictures at Kicklebury,
of her portrait by Lawrence, pronounced to be his finest work, of
Lavinia's talent for drawing, and the expense of Fanny's music-masters;
of her house in town (where she hopes to see me); of her parties which
were stopped by the illness of her butler. She talks Kicklebury until I
am sick. And oh, Miss Fanny, all of this I endure, like an old fool, for
an occasional sight of your bright eyes and rosy face!
[Another parenthesis.--"We hope to see you in town, Mr. Titmarsh."
Foolish mockery! If all the people whom one has met abroad, and who
have said, "We hope to meet you often in town," had but made any the
slightest efforts to realize their hopes by sending a simple line of
invitation through the penny post, what an enormous dinner acquaintance
one would have had! But I mistrust people who say, "We hope to see you
in town."]
Lankin comes in at the end of the day, just before dinnertime. He has
paced the whole town by himself--church, tower, and fortifications,
and Rubens, and all. He is full of Egmont and Alva. He is up to all the
history of the siege, when Chassee defended, and the French attacked the
place. After dinner we stroll along the quays; and over the quiet
cigar in the hotel court, Monsieur Lankin discourses about the Rubens
pictures, in a way which shows that the learned Serjeant has an eye
for pictorial beauty as well as other beauties in this world, and can
rightly admire the vast energy, the prodigal genius, the royal splendor
of the King of Antwerp. In the most modest way in the world he has
remarked a student making clever sketches at the Museum, and has ordered
a couple of copies from him of the famous Vandyke and the wondrous
adoration of the Magi, "a greater picture," says he, "than even the
cathedral picture; in which opinion those may agree who like." He says
he thinks Miss Kicklebury is a pretty little thing; that all my swans
are geese; and that as for that old woman, with her airs and graces, she
is the most intolerable old nuisance in the world. There is much good
judgment, but there is too much sardonic humor about Lankin. He cannot
appreciate women properly. He is spoiled by being an old bachelor, and
living in that dingy old Pump Court; where, by the way, he has a cellar
fit for a Pontiff. We go to rest; they have given us humble lodgings
high up in the building, which we accept like philosophers who travel
with but a portmanteau apiece. The Kickleburys have the grand suite, as
becomes their dignity. Which, which of those twinkling lights illumines
the chamber of Miss Fanny?
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