The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
Hicks is sitting in the court too, smoking his cigar. He and Lankin met
in the fortifications. Lankin says he is a sensible fellow, and seems
to know his profession. "Every man can talk well about something," the
Serjeant says. "And one man can about everything," says I; at which
Lankin blushes; and we take our flaring tallow candles and go to bed. He
has us up an hour before the starting time, and we have that period to
admire Herr Oberkellner, who swaggers as becomes the Oberkellner of a
house frequented by ambassadors; who contradicts us to our faces, and
whose own countenance is ornamented with yesterday's beard, of which, or
of any part of his clothing, the graceful youth does not appear to have
divested himself since last we left him. We recognize, somewhat dingy
and faded, the elaborate shirt-front which appeared at yesterday's
banquet. Farewell, Herr Oberkellner! May we never see your handsome
countenance, washed or unwashed, shaven or unshorn, again!
Here come the ladies: "Good morning, Miss Fanny. I hope you slept
well, Lady Kicklebury?" "A tremendous bill?" "No wonder; how can you
expect otherwise, when you have such a bad dinner?" Hearken to Hirsch's
comminations over the luggage! Look at the honest Belgian soldiers, and
that fat Freyschutz on guard, his rifle in one hand, and the other hand
in his pocket. Captain Hicks bursts into a laugh at the sight of the fat
Freyschutz, and says, "By Jove, Titmarsh, you must cawickachaw him."
And we take our seats at length and at leisure, and the railway trumpets
blow, and (save for a brief halt) we never stop till night, trumpeting
by green flats and pastures, by broad canals and old towns, through
Liege and Verviers, through Aix and Cologne, till we are landed at Bonn
at nightfall.
We all have supper, or tea--we have become pretty intimate--we look at
the strangers' book, as a matter of course, in the great room of the
"Star Hotel." Why, everybody is on the Rhine! Here are the names of half
one's acquaintance.
"I see Lord and Lady Exborough are gone on," says Lady Kicklebury,
whose eye fastens naturally on her kindred aristocracy. "Lord and Lady
Wyebridge and suite, Lady Zedland and her family."
"Hallo! here's Cutler of the Onety-oneth, and MacMull of the Greens, en
route to Noirbourg," says Hicks, confidentially. "Know MacMull? Devilish
good fellow--such a fellow to smoke."
Lankin, too, reads and grins. "Why, are they going the Rhenish circuit?"
he says, and reads:
Sir Thomas Minos, Lady Minos, nebst Begleitung, aus England.
Sir John AEacus, mit Familie und Dienerschaft, aus England.
Sir Roger Raadamanthus.
Thomas Smith, Serjeant.
Serjeant Brown and Mrs. Brown, aus England.
Serjeant Tomkins, Anglais. Madame Tomkins, Mesdemoiselles Tomkins.
Monsieur Kewsy, Conseiller de S. M. la Reine d'Angleterre. Mrs. Kewsy,
three Miss Kewsys.
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