The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
With a devilish forbearance and coolness, the atrocious
Contrebanque--like Polyphemus, who only took one of his prisoners out
of the cave at a time, and so ate them off at leisure--the horrid
Contrebanquists, I say, contented themselves with winning so much before
dinner, and so much before supper--say five thousand florins for each
meal. They played and won at noon: they played and won at eventide. They
of Noirbourg went home sadly every night: the invader was carrying all
before him. What must have been the feelings of the great Lenoir? What
were those of Washington before Trenton, when it seemed all up with the
cause of American Independence; what those of the virgin Elizabeth,
when the Armada was signalled; what those of Miltiades, when the
multitudinous Persian bore down on Marathon? The people looked on at
the combat, and saw their chieftain stricken, bleeding, fallen, fighting
still.
At last there came one day when the Contrebanquists had won their
allotted sum, and were about to leave the tables which they had swept
so often. But pride and lust of gold had seized upon the heart of one of
their vainglorious chieftains; and he said, "Do not let us go yet--let
us win a thousand florins more!" So they stayed and set the bank yet
a thousand florins. The Noirbourgers looked on, and trembled for their
prince.
Some three hours afterwards--a shout, a mighty shout was heard around
the windows of that palace: the town, the gardens, the hills, the
fountains took up and echoed the jubilant acclaim. Hip, hip, hip,
hurrah, hurrah, hurrah! People rushed into each other's arms; men,
women, and children cried and kissed each other. Croupiers, who never
feel, who never tremble, who never care whether black wins or red loses,
took snuff from each other's boxes, and laughed for joy; and Lenoir the
dauntless, the INVINCIBLE Lenoir, wiped the drops of perspiration from
his calm forehead, as he drew the enemy's last rouleau into his till. He
had conquered. The Persians were beaten, horse and foot--the Armada had
gone down. Since Wellington shut up his telescope at Waterloo, when the
Prussians came charging on to the field, and the Guard broke and fled,
there had been no such heroic endurance, such utter defeat, such signal
and crowning victory. Vive Lenoir! I am a Lenoirite. I have read his
newspapers, strolled in his gardens, listened to his music, and rejoice
in his victory: I am glad he beat those Contrebanquists. Dissipati sunt.
The game is up with them.
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