The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Christmas Books of Mr. M.A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Christmas stories, English
The instances of this man's magnanimity are numerous, and worthy of
Alexander the Great, or Harry the Fifth, or Robin Hood. Most gentle is
he, and thoughtful to the poor, and merciful to the vanquished.
When Jeremy Diddler, who had lost twenty pounds at his table, lay in
inglorious pawn at his inn--when O'Toole could not leave Noirbourg until
he had received his remittances from Ireland--the noble Lenoir
paid Diddler's inn bill, advanced O'Toole money upon his well-known
signature, franked both of them back to their native country again; and
has never, wonderful to state, been paid from that day to this. If you
will go play at his table, you may; but nobody forces you. If you lose,
pay with a cheerful heart. Dulce est desipere in loco. This is not a
treatise of morals. Friar Tuck was not an exemplary ecclesiastic, nor
Robin Hood a model man; but he was a jolly outlaw; and I dare say the
Sheriff of Nottingham, whose money he took, rather relished his feast at
Robin's green table.
And if you lose, worthy friend, as possibly you will, at Lenoir's pretty
games, console yourself by thinking that it is much better for you in
the end that you should lose, than that you should win. Let me, for my
part, make a clean breast of it, and own that your humble servant did,
on one occasion, win a score of Napoleons; and beginning with a sum of
no less than five shillings. But until I had lost them again I was so
feverish, excited, and uneasy, that I had neither delectation in
reading the most exciting French novels, nor pleasure in seeing pretty
landscapes, nor appetite for dinner. The moment, however, that graceless
money was gone, equanimity was restored: Paul Feval and Eugene Sue began
to be terrifically interesting again; and the dinners at Noirbourg,
though by no means good culinary specimens, were perfectly sufficient
for my easy and tranquil mind. Lankin, who played only a lawyer's rubber
at whist, marked the salutary change in his friend's condition; and,
for my part, I hope and pray that every honest reader of this volume
who plays at M. Lenoir's table will lose every shilling of his winnings
before he goes away. Where are the gamblers whom we have read of? Where
are the card-players whom we can remember in our early days? At one
time almost every gentleman played, and there were whist-tables in every
lady's drawing-room. But trumps are going out along with numbers of
old-world institutions; and, before very long, a blackleg will be as
rare an animal as a knight in armor.
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