“I can’t see, nuther, why the general didn’t fill them woods with
soldiers,” the Miller interrupted.
“Why! It wasn’t tactics; that’s why,” the G. A. R. Man replied brusquely.
“The Bloody Pennsylwany didn’t do things that way. No, sir. The general
he cal’lated that we couldn’t be in that placet more’n four weeks more,
which would cost jest twenty-eight men. He sais it wasn’t square to order
a man there, so he calls fer wolunteers. What does I do? I wolunteers.
I goes to the general an’ sais I’m willin’ to try my luck first. An’ he
sais, sais he, a-layin’ one hand on me shoulder, ‘Me man, ef we’d a few
more like you, the war ’ud soon be ended. An’----’”
“Meanin’ the other side ’ud ’a’ licked,” the Loafer interposed.
The veteran paid no attention to this remark but continued: “He promised
me a promotion ef I come out alive. That night I packs up me things,
writes a letter to me wife, an’ sais good-by to the boys. Then I gits me
gun, pours in th’ee inches o’ powder, puts in a wad; next, th’ee bullets
an’ a wad; next a half dozen buckshot an’ a wad. An’ on top o’ it all,
jest fer luck, I rammed a bit o’ tobacky. At twelve o’clock I relieved
the man on post in the holler. Mebbe me heart didn’t beat. Mebbe it
wasn’t awfuller then hoop-snakes. The wind was sighin’ mournful th’oo
the leaves; a leetle slice o’ moon was peekin’ down th’oo the trees ’hen
the clouds give it a chancet; an’ there gurglin’ along was the creek be
which I expected I’d be found in the mornin’ layin’ dead, no mark on me
nowhere.
“I’d made up me mind, tho’, that I was goin’ to come out of it whole ef
I could. I wasn’t no fool to set down an’ be tuk off without raisin’ a
rumpus about it. No, sir. I kept a sharp eye in every direction ez I
walked to an’ fro, down the holler on one side, up on the other, back
agin, an’ never stoppin’. It come one o’clock, an’ I give number eight
an’ all’s well. I hear the report go ’long the posts; then everything
was quiet. It come two o’clock an’ I give all’s well agin. Hardly was
everything still ’hen I hear a rustlin’ noise, right out in the fiel’
beyant the creek, not twenty feet away, an’ yit me eyes had ben coverin’
that petickler spot fer an hour an’ not a hate hed I seen. But there it
was, a standin’ hazy-like in the dark, the awfullest thing I ever laid
eyes on.”
The veteran had arisen from the pile of wheels and was glaring at the
company, “What does I do? Does I set down an’ be tuk off like the other
fellys? No. I ups an’ fires an’ hits it right atween the eyes.”
He resumed his seat and began refilling his pipe. An expectant silence
reigned in the shop. The Blacksmith waited until he saw the veteran
light a match and fall to smoking.
“Go on,” he cried, making a threatening movement with his scissors.
“They ain’t no more to tell,” said the G. A. R. Man nonchalantly. “Wasn’t
that awfuller then a dozen hoop-snakes?”
“Well, what was the thing ye shot?” asked the Loafer, slipping off the
anvil and facing the pile of wheels.
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