“Th’owed me, would you? Well, I’d ’a’ liked to hev seen you a-th’owin’
me.” He shook his stick at the braggart. “Why, don’t you know that ’hen
I was young I was the best wrastler in the walley; didn’t you ever hear
o’ the great wrastlin’ me and Simon Cruller done up to Swampy Holler
school-house?”
“Did Noar act as empire?” asked the Loafer.
“What does you mean be talkin’ of Noar an’ sech like ’hen I’m tellin’
of wrastlin’? Tryin’ to change the subject I s’pose, eh?” cried the
Patriarch, reddening with anger. “Don’t you know----”
“Tut-tut, Gran’pap,” said the Storekeeper, gently taking the raised cane
in his hand and forcing it back into an upright position, one end resting
on the floor, while on the other were piled the old man’s two fat hands.
“Don’t mind him. Go on with your story.”
The Patriarch’s wrath passed as quickly as it had come. He speedily
wandered back into his youth, and soon was so deep in the history of
Simon Cruller, of Simon Cruller’s family and of Becky Stump as to be
completely oblivious to his tormentor’s presence.
“Me an’ Sime Cruller was buddies,” he began at length. “That was tell
we both kind o’ set our minds on gittin’ Becky Stump. You uns never
seen her, eh? Well, mebbe you never seen her grave-stun. It stands be
the alderberry bushes in the buryin’-groun’, an’ ef you hain’t seen it
ye otter, fer then ye might git an idee what sort o’ a woman she was.
Pretty? Why, she was a model, she was--a perfect model. Hair? You uns
don’t often see sech hair nowadays ez Becky Stump hed--soft an’ black
like. Eyes? Why, they sparkled jest like new buggy paint. An’ mighty
souls, but she could plough! She wasn’t none of your modern girls ez is
too proud to plough. Many a day I set over on the porch at our placet an’
looked down acrosst the walley an’ seen her a-steppin’ th’oo the fiel’,
an’ I thot how I’d like to hev one han’le while she’d hev the other, an’
we’d go trampin’ along life’s furrow together.”
“Now Gran’pap, I ’low you’ve ben readin’----”
“Can’t you keep still a piece?” roared the Miller.
The Loafer returned to his pipe and silence.
“The whole thing come to a pint at a spellin’ bee up to Swampy Holler
school,” continued the Patriarch, unmindful of the interruption. “Becky
Stump was there an’ looked onusual pretty, fer it was cold outside an’
the win’ hed made her face all red on the drive over from home. Sime was
there, too, togged out in store clothes, his hair all plastered down with
bear ile, an’ with a fine silk tie aroun’ his collar that ’ud ’a’ ketched
the girls real hard hed I not hed a prettier one.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account