“Tom kind o’ cheers up now an’ sais, sais he, ‘Si, you’ve mistook the
whole thing. Don’t ye see I’ll turn ye over to the first men we meet?’
“At that Si th’owed back his head an’ laughed.
“‘Will ye?’ he sais. ‘Well I guess ye would, only this pistol’ll be
stickin’ th’oo a hole in the back o’ the pack. Ef you go to carry out
sech an idee two bullets’ll end the both of us, an’ that’s a sight better
than hangin’. So come on,’ he sais. ‘We must be movin’.’
“Tom wasn’t in fer undertakin’ sech a job without objectin’.
“‘See here, Si!’ he sais. ‘I appeals to you ez a gentleman,’ he sais.
‘I’ve allus heard you was a gentleman in spite o’ your faults--I appeal
to you to tell me what good it would do you to kill yourself an’ me too.
You hain’t no particular spite agin me,’ Tom goes on, ‘an’ I hain’t no
particular spite agin you. I’m willin’ fer you to stay in this barn an’
me git out, or fer you to git out an’ me stay, both of us keepin’ quiet.’
“Si’s eyes kind o’ twinkled an’ he pulled his beard like he was thinkin’
wery hard.
“‘Shake me, Tom!’ he sais at last, ‘ef I don’t like a man o’ your
sperrit. Ef I wasn’t in sech a bad hole I’d be tempted to accept your
offer. But onfortunate fer both of us,’ he sais, ‘this whole walley will
be overrun with searchin’ parties in a few hours. They’ve got a chancet
to hang Si Berrybush an’ they ain’t goin’ to lose it ef they can help it.’
“Buttonporgie was a nice man an’ a smart man at his business, but they
was some things that it was a leetle hard to git into his head.
“‘See here!’ he sais, not satisfied. ‘I can’t see what good it ’ud do
you to shoot me ef I was to call one o’ them searchin’ parties to take
a look in my pack. You’d hev to hang anyway. Why couldn’t ye jest shoot
yourself?’
“‘You’re wastin’ walable time,’ Si answers. ‘I’ll kill myself sooner than
be catched. Ez long ez you know that you’ll be killed ef I am catched,
you won’t bother callin’ folks to see what you are carryin’. An’, Tom,’
he went on, ‘I might jest ez well tell you now that ’hen we git well out
o’ harm’s way, I’m goin’ to shoot ye anyhow. I don’t want to leave no one
’round to blab.’
“Si Berrybush smiled the innercentest smile you uns ever see, an’ the
pedler chewed a straw a spell.
“Then he looks up an’ sais, ‘You must take me for a dummy?’
“‘Why?’ Si asts.
“‘Do you think I’ll lug you thirty or forty mile jest so you can shoot
me?’ answers Buttonporgie. ‘I might ez well call it up now!’ he sais.
“Si cocked his pistol careless-like an’ pinted it at the other man’s
head ez tho’ it was his finger an’ he was jest makin’ a good argyment on
religion.
“‘You are a dummy,’ he sais, laughin’. ‘Now don’t you s’pose that ez long
ez you think there’s hope, a chancet o’ your comin’ out alive, you’ll
carry me. Of course ye will,’ he sais. ‘Not till there’s not an ioty of a
possibility o’ your doin’ me, will you let me finish you.’”
“Mighty souls, but that Si was an argyer, now wasn’t he!” the Miller
interrupted.
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