The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Well, suh, dey went in, dey did, an’ I shot de do’ an’ tuck up my stan’
close by, ready fer to go in when Miss Sadie call me. I had myse’f keyed
up ter de p’int whar I’d ’a’ tol’ Marse Gabe sump’n ’bout his own fambly
connection; you know dey ain’t nobody but what got i’on rust on some er
der cloze. But dey stayed in dar an’ stayed, twel I ’gun ter git oneasy.
All kinder quare idees run th’oo my head. Atter while some un pull de
do’ open, an’ hol’ it dat away, an’ I hear Marse Gabe say, wid a trimble
an’ ketch in his th’oat, ‘Don’t talk so, chil’. Ef you done wrong, you
ain’t hurt nobody but yo’se’f, an’ it oughtn’ter hurt you. You been a
mighty big blessin’ ter me, an’ ter Fanny here, an’ I wouldn’t ’a’ missed
knowin’ you, not fer nothin’. Wid dat, he come out cle’rin up his th’oat
an’ blowin’ his nose twel it soun’ like a dinner-horn. His eye fell on
me, an’ he ’low, ‘Look like you er allers on han’ when dey’s trouble.’ I
made answer, ‘Well, Marse Gabe, dey might be wusser ones ’roun’ dan me.’
He look at me right hard an’ say, ‘Dey ain’t no better, Minervy Ann.’
Well, suh, little mo’ an’ I’d ’a’ broke down, it come so sudden. I had
ter gulp hard an’ quick, I tell you. He say, ‘Minervy Ann, go back dar
an’ tell de house-gal ter wake up de carriage-driver ef he’s ’sleep, an’
tell ’im to go meet Jesse at de train. An’ he mus’ tell Jesse dat we’d
’a’ all come, but his ma ain’t feelin’ so well.’ I say, ‘I’ll go wake
’im up myse’f, suh.’ I look in de parler an’ say, ‘Miss Sadie, does you
need me right now?’ She ’low, ‘No, not right now; I’ll stay twel—twel Mr.
Towers come.’ Miss Fanny wuz settin’ dar holdin’ Miss Sadie’s han’.
“I’ll never tell you how dey patcht it up in dar, but I made a long
guess. Fus’ an’ fo’mus’, dey wuz right down fon’ er Miss Sadie, an’ den
ef she run off time Marse Jesse put his foot in de town dey’d be a big
scandal; an’ so dey fix it up dat ef she wuz bleeze ter go, ’twuz better
to go a mont’ er two atter Marse Jesse come back. Folks may like you
mighty well, but dey allers got one eye on der own consarns. Dat de way I
put it down.
“Well, suh, de wuss job wuz lef’ fer de las’, ’kaze dar wuz Marse Jesse.
Sump’n tol’ me dat he oughter know what been gwine on ’fo’ he got in de
house, ’kaze den he won’t be aggervated inter sayin’ an’ doin’ sump’n he
oughtn’ter. So when de carriage wuz ready, I got in an’ went down ter
de depot; an’ when Marse Jesse got off de train, I wuz de fus’ one he
laid eyes on. I’d ’a’ never know’d ’im in de worl’, but he know’d me.
He holler out, ‘Ef dar ain’t Aunt Minervy Ann! Bless yo’ ol’ soul! how
you come on anyhow?’ He come mighty nigh huggin’ me, he wuz so glad ter
see me. He wuz big ez a skinned hoss an’ strong ez a mule. He say, ‘Ef I
had you in my min’ once, Aunt Minervy Ann, I had you in dar ten thousan’
times.’
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