The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Now, the affectation of hospitality is one of the commonest hypocrisies
in life, and, to a thoughtful man, one of the most sinister; but the
Major’s hospitality was genuine. It was brought over from the times
before the war, and had stood the test of age and long usage, and, most
trying of all, the test of poverty. “If you were welcome when I was well
off, how much more welcome you’ll be now that I am poor!” This was not
said by the Major, but by one of his contemporaries. The phrase fitted a
whole generation of noble men and women, and I thank Heaven that it was
true at one time even if it is not true now.
When the train, with much clinking and clanking and hissing, came to a
standstill at Halcyondale, the Major hustled me off on the side opposite
the station, and so I escaped the ordeal of resisting the efforts of
the Committee on Public Comfort to convey me to a lodging not of my own
selection. The Major’s buggy was in waiting, with a negro driver, who got
out to make room for me. He bowed very politely, calling me by name.
“You remember Hamp, I reckon,” said the Major. “He was a member of the
Legislature when you lived here.”
Certainly I remembered Hamp, who was Aunt Minervy Ann’s husband. I
inquired about her, and Hamp, who had swung up to the trunk-rack as the
buggy moved off, replied that she was at home and as well as she could be.
“Yes,” said the Major, “she’s at my house. You may _see_ somebody else
besides Minervy Ann, but you won’t _hear_ anybody else. She owns the
whole place and the people on it. I had a Boston man to dinner some time
ago, one of Conant’s friends—you remember Paul Conant, don’t you?—and
I stirred Minervy Ann up just to see what the man would say. We had a
terrible quarrel, and the man never did know it was all in fun. He said
they never would have such a lack of discipline among the servants in
Boston. I told him I would give him any reasonable amount if he would go
out and discipline Minervy Ann, just to show me how it was done. It would
have been better than a circus. You heard her, didn’t you, Hamp?”
Hamp chuckled good-naturedly. “Yasser, I did, an’ it make col’ chills run
over me ter hear how Minervy Ann went on. She cert’n’y did try herse’f
dat day.”
The Major smiled a little proudly as I thought, slapped the horse—a
bob-tailed black—with the left rein, and we went skimming along the
level, sandy street at a three-minute gait. In a short while we were at
the Major’s house, where I received a warm welcome from his daughter,
whom I had known when she was a school-girl. She was now Mrs. Paul
Conant, and even more beautiful as a matron than she had been as a girl.
I had also known her husband, who had begun his business career in the
town a year or two before I left, and even at that time he was one of the
most prominent and promising young business men in the town.
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