The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy AnnHarris, Joel Chandler
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The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann
Harris, Joel Chandler
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
When all the details of their plan had been carefully arranged, the
amateur Ku-Klux went filing out, the noise they made dying away like the
echoes of a storm.
Major Perdue leaned his head against the back of his chair, closed his
eyes, and sat there so quietly that I thought he was asleep. But this was
a mistake. Suddenly he began to laugh, and he laughed until the tears ran
down his face. It was laughter that was contagious, and presently I found
myself joining in without knowing why. This started the Major afresh, and
we both laughed until exhaustion came to our aid.
“O Lord!” cried the Major, panting, “I haven’t had as much fun since the
war, and a long time before. That blamed Pulliam is going to walk into a
trap of his own setting. Now you jest watch how he goes out ag’in.”
“But I’ll not be there,” I suggested.
“Oh, yes!” exclaimed the Major, “you can’t afford to miss it. It’ll be
the finest piece of news your paper ever had. You’ll go to supper with
me—” He paused. “No, I’ll go home, send Valentine to her Aunt Emmy’s, get
Blasengame to come around, and we’ll have supper about nine. That’ll fix
it. Some of them chaps might have an eye on my house, and I don’t want
’em to see anybody but me go in there. Now, if you don’t come at nine,
I’ll send Blasengame after you.”
“I shall be glad to come, Major. I was simply fishing for an invitation.”
“_That_ fish is always on your hook, and you know it,” the Major insisted.
As it was arranged, so it fell out. At nine, I lifted and dropped the
knocker on the Major’s front door. It opened so promptly that I was
somewhat taken by surprise, but in a moment the hand of my host was on my
arm, and he pulled me inside unceremoniously.
“I was on the lookout,” the Major explained. “Minervy Ann has fixed to
have waffles, and she’s crazy about havin’ ’em just right. If she waits
too long to make ’em, the batter’ll spoil; and if she puts ’em on before
everybody’s ready, they won’t be good. That’s what she says. Here he is,
you old Hessian!” the Major cried, as Minervy Ann peeped in from the
dining-room. “Now slap that supper together and let’s get at it.”
“I’m mighty glad you come, suh,” said Aunt Minervy Ann, with a courtesy
and a smile, and then she disappeared. In an incredibly short time
supper was announced, and though Aunt Minervy has since informed me
confidentially that the Perdues were having a hard time of it at that
period, I’ll do her the justice to say that the supper she furnished
forth was as good as any to be had in that town—waffles, beat biscuit,
fried chicken, buttermilk, and coffee that could not be surpassed.
“How about the biscuit, Minervy Ann?” inquired Colonel Blasengame, who
was the Major’s brother-in-law, and therefore one of the family.
“I turned de dough on de block twelve times, an’ hit it a hundred an
forty-sev’m licks,” replied Aunt Minervy Ann.
“I’m afeard you hit it one lick too many,” said Colonel Blasengame,
winking at me.
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