The City Bride (1696): Or, The Merry CuckoldHarris, Joseph
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The City Bride (1696): Or, The Merry Cuckold
Harris, Joseph
English drama
_Friend._ This is a Day of Mirth and Jollity my _Clara_.
_Clara._ 'Tis so, for such as can be merry, Mr. _Friendly_.
_Friend._ Why not for us my Love, we have a Noble President, and
methinks shou'd Imitate (thro Envy) this their happiness.
_Clara._ I am not of your Opinion.
_Friend._ Why not my Fair?
_Clara._ I'll tell you, because I purpose not to Marry.
_Fri._ Prithee be serious, and reform that Thought: Think of my past
Service, and judge by that my future; weigh all the respect I have paid
you long, and ever lov'd you beyond my self.
_Cla._ I know your Weakness, and will reward it too.
_Fri._ I am sure you will, you must be kind; And can you think an Answer
of this killing Nature, a just return for all my faithful Love?
_Cla._ As to that I have already said.
_Fri._ Oh speak, from whence this Coldness doth arise! Be at least so
kind as to tell me that; Is it some late Disgust you have conceived of
my Person; or rather your desire, (I fear) of some unworthier, happy
Creature, base in the Attempt, as you unkind in thinking of a Change; if
neither.
_I must impute it to your Woman's Will,
Still pleased with what it fancies, Good or Ill._
_Cla._ Be't what it will, thus it is, and with this Answer pray rest
satisfied; there is but one way ever to win me and draw me unto
Marriage, which whosoever finds, 'tis like he may have me, if not, I am
still my own.
_Fri._ Oh name it then! Thou dearest Treasure of my Life! my Soul! my
All! I am in a maze of Extasie, to think there's any means to gain you,
and hope you'l be so kind to tell me how I may be happy.
_Cla._ I'll retire a while; and with my self resolve what must be done,
and in the end send you my Resolution.
[_Exit_ Clara.
_Fri._ I'll here expect it: What more can I desire, than now be
satisfied and know my Dooom.
_Suspence is the worst Torment we endure,
'Tis Knowledge make the Wound both safe and sure._
_Enter_ Spruce _and_ _Mr._ Venter.
_Spru._ How now _Jack_! What all alone Man?
_Fri._ No, for I have heard some say, Men are ne're less alone, then
when alone. The reason I suppose is this, because they have Crowds of
Thoughts, that still perplex the Mind; which wou'd be, like the Soul
retired and free, thereby to enjoy that sweet repose, which nought but
that can Grant.
_Spru._ Pshaw! Pox of this Morality and dull Stuff; Prithee let us be
Merry, and Entertain the Bride and Bridegroom. Ods fish there a parcel
of rare Creatures within! But of all Mrs. _Clara_ for my Money.
_Mr. Ven._ And truly, I am of your Opinion Mr. _Spruce_; for setting
aside her present Melancholly and Discontent, I think she is beyond
Comparison with any other.
_Spr._ Od's nigs, I know the Cause of her Disorder.
_Ven._ What I pray?
_Spr._ Why, I'll tell ye; In all Conditions of Estates, Professions, and
Degrees, in Arts or Sciences, yee know there's a kind of Envious
Emulation.
_Mr. Ven._ Right.
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