During another brief silence I surmised that Regina Barry had seated
herself before the dressing-table and was probably doing something to her
hair. I wish I could say here that in my eavesdropping I experienced a
sense of shame; but I can’t. Whatever creates a sense of shame had been
warped in me. The moral transitions that had turned me into a burglar
had been gradual but sure. With the gold-mesh purse in my pocket a
burglar I had become, and I felt no more repugnance to the business than
I did to that of the architect. Notwithstanding the natural masculine
interest these young ladies stirred in me, I meant to wait till they had
separated—gone to bed—and fallen asleep. Then I would slip out from my
hiding-place, swipe the brooch or the chain that had been thrown on the
desk, and go.
“What was the matter with the first man?” Elsie began again.
“I don’t know whether it was the matter with him or with me. I didn’t
trust him.”
“I should say that was the matter with him. And the next man?”
“Nothing. I simply couldn’t have lived with him.”
“And what’s wrong with Stephen is that he’s no more than very nice. I
see.”
“Oh no, you don’t see, dear! There’s a lot more to it than all that, only
I can’t explain it.” I fancied that she wheeled round in her chair and
faced her companion. “The long and short of it is that I’ve never met
the man with whom I could keep house. I can fall in love with them for a
while—I can have them going and coming—I can welcome them and say good-by
to them—but when it’s a question of all welcome and no good-by—well, the
man’s got to be different from any I’ve seen yet.”
“You’ll end by not getting any one at all.”
“Which, from my point of view, don’t you see, won’t be an unmixed evil.
Having lived happily for twenty-three years without a husband, I don’t
see why I should throw away a perfectly good bone for the most enticing
shadow that ever was.”
“I don’t believe you’re human.” Before there could be a retort to this
Elsie went on to ask, “How did poor Stephen take it?”
“Well, he didn’t go into fits of laughter. He took it more or less lying
down. If he hadn’t—”
“If he hadn’t—what?”
“Oh, I don’t know. The least little bit of fight on his part—or even
contempt—”
As this sentence remained unfinished I could hear Elsie rise.
“Well, I’m off to bed,” she yawned. “What time do you have breakfast?”
There was some little discussion of household arrangements, after which
they said their good nights.
With Elsie’s departure I began for the first time to be uncomfortable.
I can’t express myself otherwise than to say that as long as she was
there I felt I had a chaperon. In spite of the fact that I had become a
professional burglar the idea of being left alone with an innocent young
lady in her bedroom filled me with dismay.
I was almost on the point of making a bolt for it when I heard Elsie call
out from the hallway: “Ugh! How dark and poky! For mercy’s sake, come up
with me!”
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