New England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
Old Goodwin looked upon the seat, and he said no word, but he smiled
his quiet smile and betook him to my shed. I bethought me of the other
guest that I had asked.
“And Mrs. Goodwin?” I said. “Will she not come?” But I did but jest,
for I had had no idea that she would come.
And that Rich man spoke, and what he said was a surprise to me. “Mrs.
Goodwin wished me to say,” said he, “that she feared to catch cold as
the wind is somewhat biting. But she thanks you for asking her.”
Then I looked at Eve, and she seemed surprised, too. But Old Goodwin
had found his box that he had sat upon before, and he brought it out
and set it by the table.
“I will sit here,” he said. “I have an affection for this box. It tilts
nicely.”
And that other stared a moment. “I wonder,” he said at last, “if there
is another--no, no.” For I had started for the shed. “Let me get it.”
And I laughed and nodded, and he went. And we heard a tremendous
racket, and presently he came, bringing a box that was the fellow to
Old Goodwin’s. Laughing, too, he set it down.
“There!” he said. “And now for the clams.” He looked at me. “Is there a
fork for me? You must let me help.”
“Heaven forbid!” I said hastily. “You and Eve are the guests.”
And so Eve and he sat, while Old Goodwin helped me. And I took my
fork and opened the smoking dome, and together we set upon the table
corn and potatoes, both sweet and white, and a chicken and some fish
and the lobsters; and last of all a great pan of clams. And the rest,
upon the hot stones, I covered again with seaweed; but not deep, for
soon we should want more clams--and more fish and another chicken, for
here were three good men to eat them; and what three men can eat at a
clambake is nothing less than a marvel. Eve did her part, too. And Old
Goodwin, setting the things upon the table, was as pleased as Punch.
And as I pitched the weed, again I heard Eve laughing.
“Now, who would believe,” she said, “that had not seen,”--
But Old Goodwin interrupted her cheerily. “Not a bit too much--not half
enough,” he said.
So Eve and I sat side by side upon the bench, and the two Rich men sat
opposite, on their boxes. And no sound was heard save the noise of the
wind that whispered softly in the tree above, and the noise of the clam
shells as they struck upon the ground among their fellows that had gone
before. And if we spoke little or not at all, but only ate, we were
merry at our eating, which, as I have heard, wards off dyspepsia. For
dyspepsia abides not with them that are merry, but is mortally afraid
of a laugh. And those two Rich men got to tilting back and forth upon
their boxes--they had been too busy at the first--and, having eaten a
prodigious quantity of clams and all things else, they fell a-laughing
as they had been two boys; and they called for more clams. So I opened
the bake again, and, behold, there were no clams left, not one, so that
I marveled at it.
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