The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
He took up the paper that had rested on his knees; but the oldest
sea-captain living placed upon it his cherished cutting from the
Daily Mirror paper. "Well, read that, Matey," said the oldest
sea-captain living. "That's better than any bit you've got there.
Look, Matey. Look what it says." He indicated with a trembling
finger the smudged and thumbed lettering beneath the smudged picture
and read aloud: "'One of the most remarkable men to be found in our
workusses--those re--those rep--those reposetteries of strange 'uman
flotsam---is Cap'n Henery Peters, the oldest sea-captain living.'
That's me, Matey. See my face? 'Cap'n Henery--'"
"Yes," said Mr. Wriford. "Yes. That's fine," and took up the
cutting and handed it back.
"You ain't finished reading of it," protested the oldest sea-captain
living.
"I have. I read quicker than you. I'll read it again in a minute.
I just want to finish this. I'm in the middle of it."
The oldest sea-captain living protested anew. "You wasn't reading
when I come up to you. I saw you wasn't."
"I was thinking. I'd just stopped to think."
It was an unfortunate excuse, arousing a fellow sympathy in the
oldest sea-captain living. "Why, they do make you think, some of the
words they writes, don't they?" said he. "Look at my
bit--re--rep--reposetteries--there's one for yer. What's a
re--rep--reposettery?"
"I don't know."
"Well, I don't neither, Matey," said the oldest sea-captain living,
"an' I don't suppose that young chap as wrote it did." He pointed to
the page upon which Mr. Wriford seemed to be engaged. "It's a
cracker, Matey. You got some crackers there too by the look of it."
He put his finger on a word of title lettering that ran in bold type
across the top. "W-r-i-f-o-r-d," he spelt. "That's a crackjaw name
for yer. What's it spell, Matey?"
But Mr. Wriford, attracted by the crackjaw name thus indicated, was
now giving a real attention to the paper. The oldest sea-captain
living concentrated upon his own beloved features in the Daily Mirror
paper, and, engrossed upon them, drifted away.
Mr. Wriford read the headline, boldly printed:
"THE WRIFORD BOOM: ANOTHER BRILLIANT NOVEL."
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