The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
Mr. Wriford waited to recover more regular breathing. Then he said
fiercely: "Look here! Look across the road. There's a policeman
there watching us. D'you see him? Well, are you going to leave me,
or am I going to give you in charge? Now, then!"
Figure of Wriford only looked mockingly at him; and first there came
to Mr. Wriford a raging impulse to strike him again, and then the
knowledge that the policeman was watching; and then Mr. Wriford
stepped swiftly across the road to carry out his threat; and then, as
he approached the policeman, had a sudden realisation of the
spectacle he must present--clothes dripping, hat gone, collar ripped
away--and for fear of creating a scene, changed his intention. But
his first impulse had brought him right up to the policeman. He must
say something. He knew he was in the direction of Camden Town. He
said nervously, trying to control his laboured breathing: "Can you
tell us the way to Camden Town, please?"
II
This chanced to be a constable much used to the oddities of London
life and, by many years of senior officer bullying and magisterial
correction, cautious of interference with the public unless supported
by direct Act of Parliament. He awaited with complete unconcern the
bedraggled figure whose antics he had watched across the road, and in
reply to Mr. Wriford's hesitating: "We want to get to Camden Town.
Can you tell us the way, please," remarked over Mr. Wriford's head
and without bending his own: "Well, you've got what you want. It's
all round you," and added, indulging the humour for which he had some
reputation: "That's a bit of it you're holding down with your feet."
Mr. Wriford looked at Figure of Wriford standing by his side. He
looked so long with hating eyes, and was so long occupied with the
struggle to brave fear of a scene and give the man in charge for
following him, that he felt some further explanation was due to the
policeman before he could move away.
"Thanks," said Mr. Wriford. "Thank you, we rather thought we'd lost
our way."
The policeman unbent a little and exercised his humour afresh.
"Well, we've found it right enough," said he. "What are us, by any
chance? King of Proosia or Imperial Hemperor of Wot O She Bumps?"
The constable's facetiousness was of a part with those slights to his
dignity from inferiors which always caused Mr. Wriford insufferable
humiliation. It angered him and gave him courage. "Take that man in
charge," cried Mr. Wriford sharply. "He's following me. I'm afraid
of him. Take him in charge."
"What man?" said the constable. "Don't talk so stupid. There's no
man there."
"That man," cried Mr. Wriford. "Are you drunk or what? Where's your
Inspector?"
The constable, roused by this behaviour: "My Inspector's where you'll
be pretty sharp, if I have much more of it--at the station! Now,
then! Coming to me with your us-es and your we-es! 'Op off out of
it, d'ye see? 'Op it an' quick."
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