The Clean HeartHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Clean Heart
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Authors -- Fiction; Happiness -- Fiction
As he delivered himself of these remarkable sentiments, the
pear-shaped gentleman cut from the sausage and the bread the portions
to which his teeth had attended, conveyed these to his own mouth,
which again became as full as when Mr. Wriford had first seen it, and
pressed the remainders upon Mr. Wriford with a cordiality much aided
by his jolly speech and by the tin can of whisky which now ran very
warmly through Mr. Wriford's veins. These combinations, indeed, and
the sight and then the taste of food awakened very ferociously in Mr.
Wriford the hunger which had now for two days been gathering within
him. He ate hungrily, and, in proportion as his faintness became
satisfied, something of an irresponsible light-headedness came to
him; he began to give little spurts of laughter at the whimsicality
of the pear-shaped gentleman and for the first time to forget the
presence of Figure of Wriford; he accepted with no more reluctance
than the same nervous humour a final absurdity which, as night closed
about them, and as his meal was finished, the pear-shaped gentleman
pressed upon him.
"I can hardly keep awake," said Mr. Wriford and lay back against the
hedge.
The pear-shaped gentleman answered him from the darkness: "Well, this
is where we sleep--a softer couch than any of your beds, and I have
experienced every sort. The painful eructations which, to my great
though lawful punishment, my proneness for the whisky puts upon me,
are now, _hup!_ almost abated, and I, too, incline to slumber."
Mr. Wriford said sleepily: "You've been awfully kind."
"I have conceived a fancy for you," said the pear-shaped gentleman.
"I like your face, boy. I call you boy because you are youthful, and
I am older than you: in sin, curse me, as old as any man. I also
call you loony, which it appears to me you are, and for which I like
you none the worse. As an offset to the liberty, you shall call me
by any term you please."
Mr. Wriford scarcely heard him. "Well, I'd like to know your name,"
said he.
"Puddlebox," said the pear-shaped gentleman; and to Mr. Wriford's
little spurt of sleepy laughter replied: "A name that I claim to be
all my own, for I will not be beat at a name, nor at any thing, as I
have told you, by any man."
To this there was but a dreamy sigh from Mr. Wriford, and Mr.
Puddlebox inquired of him: "Sleepy?"
"Dog-tired," said Mr. Wriford.
"Happy?"
"I'm all right," said Mr. Wriford.
"Well, then, you are much better, loony," said Mr. Puddlebox. He
then put out a hand in the darkness, and touching Mr. Wriford's ribs,
obtained his fuller attention. "You are much better," repeated Mr.
Puddlebox, "and if you will give me your interest for a last moment,
we will continue in praise the cure which we have begun very
satisfactorily in good whisky, cold sausage, and new bread. A
nightly custom of mine which I suit according to the circumstances
and in which, being suited to you, you shall now accompany me."
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