"Pah!" said Arthur. "You can't win now." "Pshaw!" said Arthur. I am aware that Arthur's dialogue might have been brighter, but he had been through a trying time. Rupert Bailey sidled up to me. "I'm going home," he said. "Nonsense!" I replied. "You are in an official capacity. You must stick to your post. Besides, what could be nicer than a pleasant morning ramble?" "Pleasant morning ramble my number nine foot!" he replied, peevishly. "I want to get back to civilization and set an excavating party with pickaxes to work on me." "You take too gloomy a view of the matter. You are a little dusty. Nothing more." "And it's not only the being buried alive that I mind. I cannot stick Ralph Bingham much longer." "You have found him trying?" "Trying! Why, after I had fallen into that ditch and was coming up for the third time, all the man did was simply to call to me to admire an infernal iron shot he had just made. No sympathy, mind you! Wrapped up in himself. Why don't you make your man give up the match? He can't win." "I refuse to admit it. Much may happen between here and Royal Square." I have seldom known a prophecy more swiftly fulfilled. At this moment the doors of the Woodfield Garage opened and a small car rolled out with a grimy young man in a sweater at the wheel. He brought the machine out into the road, and alighted and went back into the garage, where we heard him shouting unintelligibly to someone in the rear premises. The car remained puffing and panting against the kerb. Engaged in conversation with Rupert Bailey, I was paying little attention to this evidence of an awakening world, when suddenly I heard a hoarse, triumphant cry from Arthur Jukes, and, turned, I perceived his ball dropping neatly into the car's interior. Arthur himself, brandishing a niblick, was dancing about in the fairway. "Now what about your moving hazards?" he cried. At this moment the man in the sweater returned, carrying a spanner. Arthur Jukes sprang towards him. "I'll give you five pounds to drive me to Royal Square," he said. I do not know what the sweater-clad young man's engagements for the morning had been originally, but nothing could have been more obliging than the ready way in which he consented to revise them at a moment's notice. I dare say you have noticed that the sturdy peasantry of our beloved land respond to an offer of five pounds as to a bugle-call. "You're on," said the youth. "Good!" said Arthur Jukes. "You think you're darned clever," said Ralph Bingham. "I know it," said Arthur. "Well, then," said Ralph, "perhaps you will tell us how you propose to get the ball out of the car when you reach Royal Square?" "Certainly," replied Arthur. "You will observe on the side of the vehicle a convenient handle which, when turned, opens the door. The door thus opened, I shall chip my ball out!" "I see," said Ralph. "Yes, I never thought of that."