[_As they pass out,_ JORDAN _stands by the doorway holding the curtains
back. The other three men stand stiffly at the Right. As_ MASON _and_
RUTH _go out, the_ SERVANTS _relax and exchange glances, each giving a
little laugh out loud, except_ JORDAN. _During the following dialogue
they empty the table preparatory to arranging the room for the Christmas
tree._
JORDAN. Sh! A very dull dinner, not an interesting word spoke.
FIRST FOOTMAN. The widder seemed chipper like!
LEONARD. And did you get on to the old lady's rig-out; mourning don't
hang very heavy on her shoulders.
[_One chair is moved back._
JORDAN. [_To_ FIRST FOOTMAN.] Get the coffee. [_He goes out Right. To_
LEONARD.] Get the smoking lay-out!
[LEONARD _goes out Right and brings back a silver tray laden with
cigarettes, cigar boxes, and a burning alcohol lamp._
LEONARD. If you ask me, I think she's going to put a bit more on the
matrimonial mare if she gets the chance.
JORDAN. It's none of your business. You're _Mrs. Sterling's_ servant
now.
LEONARD. Good thing, too; it was a happy day for us when _they_ moved
in.
FIRST FOOTMAN. [_Reenters with the coffee._] Say, did you see how that
young feller over there [_Motioning to the lower right-hand corner of
the table._] shovelled the food in?
LEONARD. And the way he poured down the liquid--regular hog! My arm's
tired a-filling of his glass.
[_And he drinks a glass of champagne which has been left untouched by a
guest._
JORDAN. He ain't nobody; he hasn't any money; he was just asked to fill
up. He's one of these yere singing chaps what's asked to pass the time
after dinner with a song or two _gratis_. This dinner'll last him for
food for a week!
_Their manners suddenly change as the men reenter and take seats about
the two ends of the table._ STERLING, MASON, _and_ DOCTOR _down Left
form one group. The other men are in a group between the window and the
other end. On entering_ STERLING _speaks._
STERLING. Jordan, for heaven's sake, give us something to see by! You
can't tell which end of your cigar to light in this confounded woman's
candle-light. If I had my way, I'd have candelabras made of Welsbachs!
TROTTER. Bright idea, Sterling.
[STERLING, _laughing, joins his group, who laugh gently with him._
JORDAN _turns on the electric light. The servants pass the coffee,
liqueurs, and the cigars and cigarettes. Meanwhile the following
dialogue takes place, the men beginning to talk at once on their
entrance._
STERLING. Mr. Mason, I'd like to ask your honest opinion on something if
you'll give it me.
MASON. Certainly.
STERLING. This Hudson Electric Company.
DR. STEINHART. Oh! Dropped fearfully to-day.
STERLING. But that can happen easily with the best thing. To-morrow--
MASON. [_Interrupting._] To-morrow it will drop to its _very bottom_!
STERLING. I don't believe it.
DR. STEINHART. Surely, Mr. Mason, the men who floated that are too
clever to ruin _themselves_?
MASON. They're out of it.
STERLING. Out of it!
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