Cyborgs -- Fiction; Science fiction; Time travel -- Fiction
Arthur felt a sudden clutching sensation in the region of his heart. Of
course, he had heard of people being able to move their ears slightly.
That was common knowledge. But the ears of this man positively
vibrated. They were more like the wings of some strange insect than
human ears. It was a ghastly spectacle--unbelievable, yet obvious.
Arthur tried to walk away; he looked this way and that, but it was
impossible to resist the fascination of those flapping ears. Besides,
the strange figure had seen him. He was fixing him with eyes that did
not move in their sockets, but stared straight ahead; and Arthur had
placed himself in the direct line of their vision. The expression in
the eyes was compelling, almost hypnotic.
"Excuse me," Arthur ventured, huskily, "did you wish to speak to me?"
The strange figure stopped flapping his ears and opened his mouth. He
opened it unpleasantly wide, as though trying to yawn. Then he shut
it with a sharp snap, and without yawning. After that he shifted his
whole body very slowly, as though endeavouring to arouse himself from
an enormous apathy. And then he appeared to be waiting for something to
happen.
Arthur fidgeted, and looked nervously around him. It was an awkward
situation, but, after all, he had brought it on himself. He did not
like to move away. Besides, having started the conversation, it was
only common politeness to wait until the stranger offered a remark. And
presently, the latter opened his mouth again. This time he actually
spoke.
"Wallabaloo--Wallabaloo--Bompadi--Bompadi--Wum. Wum--Wum--Nine and
ninepence--" he announced.
"I beg your pardon," said Arthur, hastily.
"Wallabaloo," replied the other, eagerly. "Walla--Oh, hang it--Hulloa,
now we've got it--Wallabaloo--No, we haven't--Bang Wallop--nine and
ninepence--"
Arthur swallowed several times in rapid succession. His mind relapsed
into a curious state of blankness. For some minutes he was not aware
of any thinking processes at all. He began to feel dizzy and faint,
from sheer bewilderment. And then the idea of escape crept into his
consciousness. He moved one foot, intending to walk away. But the
strange figure suddenly lifted up a hand, with an abrupt, jerky
movement, like a signal jumping up. He said "nine and ninepence" three
times very slowly and solemnly, and flapped his right ear twice. In
spite of his confusion, Arthur could not help noticing the peculiar
and awful synchronisation of these movements. At any rate, they seemed
to help this unfortunate individual out of his difficulties. Still
holding a hand upright, he achieved his first complete sentence.
"_Not_ an escaped lunatic," he protested, and tried to shake his head.
But the attempt to do so merely started his ears flapping again.
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