Besides his own suite he was attended by several servants of the Duke of
Bergundy, lent to do him honour and minister to his pleasure. The duke's
tumbler rode before him with a grave, sedate majesty that made his more
noble companions, seem light, frivolous persons. But ever and anon, when
respect and awe neared the oppressive, he rolled off his horse so
ignobly and funnily that even the ambassador was fain to burst out
laughing. He also climbed up again by the tail in a way provocative of
mirth, and so he played his part. Towards the rear of the pageant rode
one that excited more attention still--the duke's leopard. A huntsman
mounted on a Flemish horse of prodigious size and power, carried a long
box fastened to the rider's loins by straps curiously contrived, and on
this box sat a bright leopard crouching. She was chained to the
huntsman. The people admired her glossy hide and spots, and pressed
near, and one or two were for feeling her, and pulling her tail; then
the huntsman shouted in a terrible voice, "Beware! At Antwerp one did
but throw a handful of dust at her, and the duke made dust of him."
"Gramercy!"
"I speak sooth. The good duke shut him up in prison, in a cell under
ground, and the rats cleaned the flesh off his bones in a night. Served
him right for molesting the poor thing." There was a murmur of fear, and
the Tergovians shrank from tickling the leopard of their sovereign.
But an incident followed that raised their spirits again. The duke's
giant, a Hungarian seven feet four inches high, brought up the rear.
This enormous creature had, like some other giants, a treble, fluty
voice of little power. He was a vain fellow, and not conscious of this
nor any defect. Now it happened he caught sight of Giles sitting on top
of the balcony; so he stopped and began to make fun of him.
"Hallo! brother!" squeaked he, "I had nearly passed without seeing
thee."
"_You_ are plain enough to see," bellowed Giles, in his bass tones.
"Come on my shoulder, brother," squeaked Titan, and held out a shoulder
of mutton fist to help him down.
"If I do I'll cuff your ears," roared the dwarf.
The giant saw the homuncule was irascible, and played upon him, being
encouraged thereto by the shouts of laughter. For he did not see that
the people were laughing not at his wit, but at the ridiculous
incongruity of the two voices--the gigantic feeble fife, and the petty,
deep, loud drum, the mountain delivered of a squeak and the mole-hill
belching thunder.
The singular duet came to as singular an end. Giles lost all patience
and self-command, and being a creature devoid of fear, and in a rage to
boot, he actually dropped upon the giant's neck, seized his hair with
one hand, and punched his head with the other. The giant's first impulse
was to laugh, but the weight and rapidity of the blows soon corrected
that inclination.
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