In appearance T. X. conveyed the impression of extreme youth, for his
face was almost boyish and it was only when you looked at him closely
and saw the little creases about his eyes, the setting of his straight
mouth, that you guessed he was on the way to forty. In his early days
he had been something of a poet, and had written a slight volume
of “Woodland Lyrics,” the mention of which at this later stage was
sufficient to make him feel violently unhappy.
In manner he was tactful but persistent, his language was at times
marked by a violent extravagance and he had had the distinction of
having provoked, by certain correspondence which had seen the light,
the comment of a former Home Secretary that “it was unfortunate that
Mr. Meredith did not take his position with the seriousness which was
expected from a public official.”
His language was, as I say, under great provocation, violent and
unusual. He had a trick of using words which never were on land or sea,
and illustrating his instruction or his admonition with the quaintest
phraseology.
Now he was tilted back in his office chair at an alarming angle,
scowling at his distressed subordinate who sat on the edge of a chair at
the other side of his desk.
“But, T. X.,” protested the Inspector, “there was nothing to be found.”
It was the outrageous practice of Mr. Meredith to insist upon his
associates calling him by his initials, a practice which had earnt
disapproval in the highest quarters.
“Nothing is to be found!” he repeated wrathfully. “Curious Mike!”
He sat up with a suddenness which caused the police officer to start
back in alarm.
“Listen,” said T. X., grasping an ivory paperknife savagely in his hand
and tapping his blotting-pad to emphasize his words, “you're a pie!”
“I'm a policeman,” said the other patiently.
“A policeman!” exclaimed the exasperated T. X. “You're worse than a pie,
you're a slud! I'm afraid I shall never make a detective of you,” he
shook his head sorrowfully at the smiling Mansus who had been in the
police force when T. X. was a small boy at school, “you are neither Wise
nor Wily; you combine the innocence of a Baby with the grubbiness of a
County Parson--you ought to be in the choir.”
At this outrageous insult Mr. Mansus was silent; what he might have
said, or what further provocation he might have received may be never
known, for at that moment, the Chief himself walked in.
The Chief of the Police in these days was a grey man, rather tired, with
a hawk nose and deep eyes that glared under shaggy eyebrows and he was a
terror to all men of his department save to T. X. who respected nothing
on earth and very little elsewhere. He nodded curtly to Mansus.
“Well, T. X.,” he said, “what have you discovered about our friend
Kara?”
He turned from T. X. to the discomforted inspector.
“Very little,” said T. X. “I've had Mansus on the job.”
“And you've found nothing, eh?” growled the Chief.
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