The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
In this one thing the woman is wise in her day and generation. She
may be unable to formulate her wisdom; it must, indeed be confessed
that she commonly makes a pretty bad attempt at explanation of
anything; but she knows a deal more than she knows that she knows.
One of the things that she perfectly apprehends is the evanescence of
æsthetic gratification, entailing the necessity of infinite variety
in the method of its production; and the knowledge of this is power.
In countries where the women of one generation adorn themselves as
the women of another did, they are slaves, and their bondage, I am
constrained to say, is just. Efface the caprices of fashion—let our
women look always the same, even their loveliest, and in a few years we
should be driving them in harness. If the fowls of the air can serve
her in averting the catastrophe, woman is right in employing their
artful aid. Moreover—a point hitherto overlooked—it is mostly men who
kill the fowls.
Urged to its logical conclusion, the argument of the Audubon Society
(named in honor of the most eminent avicide of his time) against the
killing of song-birds to decorate their betters withal would forbid
the killing of the sheep, an amiable quadruped; the fur-seal—extremely
graceful in the water; the domestic cow—distinguished for matronly
virtues; and the donkey, which, although it has no voice, is gifted
with a fine ear and works up well into a superior foreign sausage.
In short, we should emancipate ourselves from Nature’s universal law
of mutual destruction, and, lest we efface something which has the
accidental property of pleasing some of our senses, go naked, feed upon
the viewless wind and sauce our privation with the incessant spectacle
of song-birds pitching into one another with tigerish ferocity and
committing monstrous excesses on bees and butterflies.
We need not concern ourselves about “extermination”; the fashion is not
going to last long enough for that, and if it threatened to do so the
true remedy is not abstention, but breeding. Probably there was a time
when appeals were made for preservation of what is now the domestic
“rooster”—a truly gorgeous bird to look at. If he had not been good to
eat (in his youth) and his wife a patient layer their race would have
been long extinct. All that preserves the ostrich is the demand for its
plumage. If dead pigs were not erroneously considered palatable there
would not be a living pig within reach of man’s avenging arm. Who but
for the value of their scalps would be at the trouble and expense of
breeding coyotes? Thus we see how it is in the economy of nature that
out of the nettle danger the lower animals pluck the flower safety; and
it may easily be that the hatbird will owe its life to the profit that
we have in its death, and in the flare of the plume-hunter’s gun will
“hail the dawn of a new era.”
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