The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
In the meantime let us be pleasant about it. It is more amiable to
believe without comprehending than to comprehend without believing.
DOGS FOR THE KLONDIKE
The spectacle of great tides of men sweeping hither and thither across
the face of the globe under suasion of so mean a passion as cupidity,
as the waters of ocean are led by the moon, is more spectacular than
pleasant. See in it however much one prophetically may of future empire
and civilizations growing where none grew before—hear as one can on
every breeze that blows from the newest and richest placers the hum
of the factory to be, the song of the plowman (such as it is) and
the drone of the Sunday sermon, replacing “the petulant pop of the
pistol”—yet one can not be altogether insensible to the hideousness
of the motive out of which all these pleasing results are to come.
Doubtless in looking at the pond-lily a healthy mind makes light
account of the muck and slime at the bottom of the pond, whence it
derives its glories; but while the muck and slime only are in evidence,
the water and the flower mere presumptions of the future, the case is a
trifle different.
It is conceded that out of this mad movement to the Klondike great good
may come. Many of those who go to dig will remain to plow, jocundly
driving their teams afield to tickle the tundra till it laughs in
pineapples, bananas and guavas. It is not denied that great cities
(with roof-gardens and slums) will rise like exhalations along the
mighty Yukon, nor that that noble stream will know the voice of the
gondolier and the lute of the lover. In place of the moose and the
caribou, the patient camel will kneel in the shade of palms to receive
his cargo of dates, spices and native silks.
But just now the Klondike region is a trifle raw. In the stark
simplicity of life there men do not veil their characters with a
shining hypocrisy; all, by their presence in that unutterable country,
being convicted of the greed for gold, every man feels that it is
useless to profess any of the virtues; as the discharged inmate of a
reformatory institution has no choice but a life of crime. Later, when
the beneficent influences that track the miner to his gulch shall have
set up a more complex social system under which the presumption of a
base motive may be less strong, we shall hear, doubtless, of Dawsonians
and even Skagwegians who would take the trouble to deny an accusation
of theft and to affirm a disposition to go to church between drinks on
a Sunday.
Ugly as these “rushes” to mining regions seem to one unskilled in use
of the muck-rake and a stranger to avarice—discouraging as they are to
the good optimist, and correspondingly delightful to his natural enemy,
the wicked pessimist—yet it must be confessed that in the present
rush there is one feature that goes far in mitigation of its general
unpleasantness: it has created in distant and unwholesome regions a
demand for the domestic dog.
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