The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
Even when a nasal peculiarity is due to an accident of its environment
it confers no inconsiderable distinction, apart from its possessor’s
other and perhaps superior claims to renown, as in the instances of
Michael Angelo, Tycho Brahe and the beloved Thackeray, in whose altered
frontispiece we are all the more interested because of his habit of
dipping it in the Gascon wine.
The spreading nose of Socrates was no doubt a source of great regret
to him, whether its faults and failings were of Xanthippe’s making or,
as Zopyrus had the incivility to inform him, inherited from drunken,
thieving and lascivious ancestors; yet who would willingly forego the
emotions and sentiments inspired by that unusual nose? It seems a
precious part of his philosophy.
The connection between the poetic eminence of Ovid and the noses from
which his family, the Nasones, derived its name is doubtless more than
accidental, and to our knowledge of his hereditary nasal equipment,
albeit we know not the precise nature of the endowment, must be
ascribed a part of our interest in his work. He to whom the secret of
metamorphosis was an open book is not affirmed to have made any attempt
to alter the family feature, as he doubtless would have done had he not
recognized its essential relation to his genius.
Plutarch declares that Cicero owed his surname to the fact that
his nose had the shape of a vetch—_cicer_. Anyhow, his nose was as
remarkable as his eloquence, in its different way. Gibbon and the late
Prince Gortschakoff had noses uncommonly minute for men of commanding
ability, which may have been a good thing for them, compelling them to
rely upon their own endeavors to make their mark in the world. He who
cannot climb to eminence upon his own nose will naturally seek another
footing. Addison had a smooth Grecian nose, significantly suggestive
of his literary style. Tennyson’s nose was long; so are some of his
sermons in verse. Julius Cæsar, too, was gifted with a long nose, which
a writer in a recent review has aptly called “enterprising.” That Cæsar
was an enterprising man some of his contemporaries could feelingly have
attested.
The nose of Dante—ah, there was a nose! What words could do it justice?
It is one of history’s most priceless possessions. One hesitates to
say what powers and potencies lay latent in that superb organ; one
can only regret that he did not give more time to the cultivation of
its magnificent possibilities and less to evening up matters between
himself and his enemies when peopling Hell as he had the happiness to
conceive it.
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