The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential ViewsBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 09: Tangential Views
Bierce, Ambrose
American essays; American literature
Good—now observe the possibilities in that kind of “reasoning”: The
fact that a pig can conceive the idea of a turnip implies that the pig
is climbing a tree bearing turnips—which is strong evidence that the
pig is a fish. In each of the gentleman’s _dicta_ the first part
no more “implies” what follows than it implies a weeping baboon on a
crimson iceberg.
Of the same unearthly sort are two more of this innocent’s deliveries:
“The fact that we do not remember our former lives is no proof of our
never having existed. We would remember them if we had accomplished
something worth remembering.”
Note the unconscious _petitio principii_ involved in the first
“our” and the pure assumption in the second sentence.
“We all know that character, traits and habits are as distinct in young
children as in adults. This shows that if we had no pre-existence all
men would have the same character and traits and appearance, and would
be turned out on the same model.”
As apples are, for example, or pebbles, or cats. Unfortunately we do
not “all” know, nor does any of us know, nor is it true, that young
children have as much individuality as adults. And if we did all know
it, or if any of us knew it, or if it were true, neither the fact
itself nor the knowledge of it would “show” any such thing as that the
differences could be produced by pre-existence only. They might be due
to the will of God, or to some agency that no man has ever thought
about, or has thought about but has not known to have that effect.
In point of fact, we know that such peculiarities of character and
disposition as a young child has are not brought from a former life
across a gulf whose brinks are death and birth, but are endowments from
the lives of others here. They are not individual, but hereditary—not
vestigial, but ancestral.
The kind of “argument” here illustrated by horrible example is not
peculiar to religious nor doctrinal themes, but characterizes men’s
reasoning in general. It is the rule everywhere—in oral discussion,
in books, in newspapers. Assertions that mean nothing, testimony that
is not evidence, facts having no relation to the matter in hand,
and (everywhere and always) the sickening _non sequitur_: the
conclusion that has nothing to do with the premises. I know not if
there is another life, but if there is I do hope that to obtain it all
will have to pass a rigid examination in logic and the art of not being
a fool.
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