The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
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Our readers may have noticed in yesterday’s issue an editorial article
in which we charged Judge Black with having murdered his father,
beaten his wife and stolen seven mules from Jo Gorman. The facts are
substantially as stated, but somewhat different. The killing was done
by a Dutchman named Moriarty and the bruises that we happened to see
on the face of the Judge’s wife were caused by a fall, she being,
doubtless, drunk at the time. The mules had only strayed into the
mountains and have returned all right.
We consider the Judge’s anger at so trifling an error very ridiculous
and insulting and if he comes to town he will not come again. An
independent press is not to be muzzled by any absurd old duffer with
a crooked nose and a sister who is considerably more mother than
wife. Not so long as we have our usual success in thinning out the
judiciary.—_Lone Tree “Sockdologer.”_
• • • • •
Yesterday as Job Wheeler was returning from a clean-up at the
Buttermilk Flume he stopped at Hell Tunnel to have a chat with the
boys. John Tooley took a fancy to Job’s watch and asked for it. Being
refused, he slipped away, and going to Job’s shanty, killed his three
half-breed children and a valuable pig. This is the third time John
has played some scurvy trick, and it is about time the superintendent
discharged him. There is entirely too much of this practical joking
amongst the boys. It will lead to trouble yet.—_Nugget Hill “Pickaxe of
Freedom.”_
• • • • •
The stranger from Frisco, with the clawhammer coat, who put up at the
Gage House last Thursday, and was looking for a chance to invest,
was robbed of three hundred ounces of clean dust. We know who did it,
but don’t be frightened, John Lowry; we’ll never tell, though we are
awful hard up, owing to our subscribers going back on us.—_Choketown
“Rocker.”_
• • • • •
The railroad from this city northwest will be commenced as soon as the
citizens get tired of admonishing the Chinamen brought up to do the
work, which will probably be within three or four weeks. The carcasses
are accumulating about town and begin to be unpleasant.—_Gravel Hill
“Thunderbolt.”_
• • • • •
The man who was shot last week at the Gulch will be buried next
Thursday. He is not dead yet, but his physician wishes to visit a
mother-in-law at Lard Springs and is therefore very anxious to get the
case off his hands. The undertaker describes the patient as the longest
cuss in that section.—_Santa Peggy “Times.”_
• • • • •
There is some dispute about land titles at Little Bilk Bar. About
half a dozen cases were temporarily decided on Wednesday, but it is
supposed the widows will renew the litigation. The only proper way to
prevent these vexatious lawsuits is to hang the judge of the county
court.—_Cow-County “Outcropper.”_
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