The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
American literature
The craze for flying appears to have culminated in the year 369 Before
Smith. In that year the aëroplane (a word of unknown derivation) was
almost the sole means of travel. These flying-machines were so simple
and cheap that one who had not a spare half-hour in which to make one
could afford to purchase. The price for a one-man machine was about
two dollars—one-tenth of a gooble. Double-seated ones were of course
a little more costly. No other kinds were allowed by law, for, as was
quaintly explained by a chronicle of the period, “a man has a right to
break his own neck, and that of his wife, but not those of his children
and friends.” It had been learned by experiment that for transportation
of goods and for use in war the aëroplane was without utility. (Of
balloons, dirigible and indirigible, we hear nothing after 348 B.
S; the price of gas, controlled by a single corporation, made them
impossible.)
From extant fragments of Jobblecopper’s _History of Invention_ it
appears that in America alone there were at one time no fewer than ten
million aëroplanes in use. In and about the great cities the air was so
crowded with them and collisions resulting in falls were so frequent
that prudent persons neither ventured to use them nor dared to go out
of cover. As a poet of the time expressed it:
With falling fools so thick the sky is filled
That wise men walk abroad but to be killed.
Small comfort that the fool, too, dies in falling,
For he’d have starved betimes in any calling.
The earth is spattered red with their remains:
Blood, flesh, bone, gristle—everything but brains.
The reaction from this disagreeable state of affairs seems to have been
brought about by a combination of causes.
First, the fierce animosities engendered by the perils to pedestrians
and “motorists”—a word of disputed meaning. So savage did this
hostility become that firing at aëroplanes in flight, with the newly
invented silent rifle, grew to the character of a national custom.
Dimshouck has found authority for the statement that in a single
day thirty-one aëronauts fell from the heavens into the streets of
Nebraska, the capital of Chocago, victims of popular disfavor; and a
writer of that time relates, not altogether lucidly, the finding in a
park in Ohio of the bodies of “the Wright brothers, each pierced with
bullets from hip to shoulder, the ears cut off, and without other marks
of identification.”
Second in importance of these adverse conditions was the natural
disposition of the ancients to tire of whatever had engaged their
enthusiasm—the fickleness that had led to abandonment of the bicycle,
of republican government, of baseball, and of respect for women. In the
instance of the aëroplane this reaction was probably somewhat hastened
by the rifle practice mentioned.
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