The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In MotleyBierce, Ambrose
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The Collected Works of Ambrose Bierce, Volume 12: In Motley
Bierce, Ambrose
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The party given on Tuesday evening last at the residence of the Puffers
was an enjoyable occasion. Next door to the residence is a church,
and the festivities were frequently interrupted by an old-fashioned
prayer meeting that was going on in the sacred edifice—the “amens” and
“God-grant-its” being distinctly audible in the midst of the dance. The
nuisance was finally abated by the police, but not until many of the
guests had left the Puffer mansion in disgust.
The week has been prolific of social gaieties. The hospitable mansions
of the genteel, which were thrown shut during Lent, have been thrown
open again, and all has gone merry as a married belle. The list
of successful and long-to-be-remembered occasions is too long for
publication and too important for abbreviation. It can only be said
here, in a general way, that Society whooped it up great!
The engagement is announced of Mr. Dreffeldude P. Milquesoppe to Miss
Enameline Stuccup, the least-young daughter of our distinguished
townsman, Impyqu Stuccup, Esq., familiarly known as “the Golden
Pauper.” The wedding is to take place as soon as the old man can sell
his pigs.
On Wednesday H. Grabberson Tump led to the altar Miss Toozifoozle Bilc,
and having got her there, married her alive. The bridal presents were
gorgeous, being the famous “Set No. 3” from the well and favorably
known establishment of Pasticraft, Nickelgilt & Co.—the same set that
graced the showtable on the memorable occasion of the Whoopup-Hurroo
nuptials last fall.
The Society Editors’ League has purchased a new evening coat and
appointed a committee to arrange a uniform vocabulary—a social
Esperanto. The phrases, “palatial mansion,” “the hospitable doors
were thrown open,” “the rank, beauty and fashion,” “the festivities
were prolonged into the wee sma’ hours,” “Terpsichorean exercises
were indulged in,” “the elegant collation was done ample justice to,”
“joined in the holy bonds of wedlock,” will stand without revision.
A fancy-dress ball was given by the inmates of the insanity asylum last
Monday night. The only outmate present was the society editor of the
_Technologist_, who took the character of “The Lunatic,” and sustained
it with such fidelity that he was a marked man. They marked him “3397”
and kept him there.
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